Title: Hogwarts Never Ends

Rating: T

Author: xx The Whatever Kid xx

Song parody of Bowling For Soup's "High School Never Ends"

7 years, you think for sure, that's all you've got to endure,
All the stupid gits, all the stuck up chicks,
So superficial, so immature,
Then when you reach your final day,
you take a look around and you say,
"HEY WAIT!"
This is the same where I just came from,
I thought it was over,
"Well that's bloody great!"

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
with who's doing wrong,
and who's having a snog,
who's got galleons,
who's got the girls,
who's kind of cute,
and who's just a mess.
You still don't have the right broom,
and you don't have the right friends,
Nothing changes,
But the faces,
names,
and the trends,
Hogwarts never ends.

Check out, the popular kids,
You'll never guess what Lavender did,
and how did Hannah A. lose all that weight,
And Katie had a baby,
So I guess Flint's straight.

And the only thing that matters,

Is climbing up that social latter,

Still care about you hair and the broom you ride,

Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35.

Ginny Weasley is the ball queen,

Draco Malfoy, captain of quidditch team,

Gred and Forge, the clowns

Zach Smith, the total git,

I've seen it all before, I want my galleons back!

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
with who's doing wrong,
and who's having a snog,
who's in the Army,
who's got the mark,
who's studying for NEWTS a year before they come,
You still don't have the right broom,
and you don't have the right friends,
And you still put up with the same stuff you did back then,
Hogwarts never ends.

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
with who's doing wrong,
and who's having a snog,
who's got galleons,
who's got the girls,
who's kind of cute,
and who's just a mess.
And I still don't have the right look,

And I still have the same two friends,
And I still have that scar from way back when,
Hogwarts never ends.