A/N: This was basically written from roleplay I did with my friend…and yes, there will be hardcore yaoi scenes, but that comes in the next chapter. So this chapter is rated T and the next definitely will be M. But not all the scenes will go into detail.

I don't own Vocaloid.

"Len-kun?" Miku spoke into the phone nervously, confused on the fact that her usually chatty friend was quite silent. The atmosphere was very melancholic. Len was always talking about something or other…he never had nothing to say.

"Hmm?"

"Are you alright? You're awfully quiet."

"Oh, you know. The usual." Unfortunately for Len, Master had a spot for young boys. He let everyone else go live in their own apartment, but Len got to stay with him. "Yesterday he made me dress up in a school uniform."

"Oh."

"A girls school uniform."

"Oh. My."

"And I don't know if it was exactly what you would call appropriate for a school uniform. The skirt was the shortest I'd ever seen."

"Well…I can see why you're upset!"

"I wanna come back and live with you guys….stupid Master."

"Why can't you just come over for a little while?"

"What do you mean?"

"Come on! A sleepover! It would be great!"

"I don't know how Master would feel about that…"

"Rin says she's going to throw rocks at you if you don't come.

"I'll see what I can do."

~Later~

Len had managed to convince Master into going by begging like a cute puppy on his hands and knees. He left the house, avoiding attempted rape. He walked swiftly to the house of Vocaloids, trying to keep his identity hidden(the fangirls would freak.) When he got there, he found everyone in the backyard, eagerly awaiting his arrival.

"LENNY!" Teto happily screamed at him, jumping all over him.

"Don't drill me, Teto!"

"Len-kun! It seems like it's been forever!" Luka chirped.

"Yeah, it has, hasn't it?"

"We all missed you so much!" Miku said. She was always very sociable.

"Well, well, it's my half-girl brother." Rin said, trying to be dramatic.

"Rin, I assure you, I am one hundred-percent male."

Suddenly, Kaito came out from inside the small apartment. Noticing that Len had arrived, he ran over to him, tousling his hair. "It's nice to see you, Len-kun."

Len started to blush, so he looked away. "Kaito-nii…"

"We should make Len a Welcome Back cake!" Momo cheerfully suggested.

"That's a nice idea…" Defoko said from the corner.

~Later~

After several attempts of trying to make a banana-leek cake, they asked Rin to go to the store and just buy a cake.(She instead mugged a guy she found on the street and used his money.) Since it was almost closing time, they only had a few cakes left, and Rin choose one that read, "Get well soon!" ("In hopes that you someday recover from your overly feminine male disorder." She bluntly added.)

"To Len!" Miku toasted, with vegetable juice, of course!

"TO LEN!" They all screamed in compliment(Teto was loudest.)

"So, Len-kun, you haven't told us who's tent you want to sleep in tonight." Momo reminded him.

"Uh…" Quite a choice there was, between Miku, Luka, Rin, Defoko, Gakupo, Teto, Momo, and…Kaito. Oh, boy. As much as he would love to spend the night with Kaito, it would probably strike the others as just a little suspicious. Right?

"You can sleep with me in my tent!" Luka said.

"No, he's gonna sleep with me!" Miku contradicted.

"Don't sleep with me. Because you know that I won't stop at a marker mustache, I'll draw a full beard on you and call you Juan Pedro." Rin said, a hint of boredom in her tone.

Gakupo was just standing there eating something that you know was under 100 Calories, watching the girls fight over someone who was so much like them.

"HE LIKES ME MORE!" Teto whined.

"NO, HE LIKES ME MORE!" Defoko countered, so then they had a staring contest. But then they both blinked at the same time, and they laughed.

"I can fix your bed for you! And cook your food!" Momo offered.

Len was confused as everyone(except Gakupo because he was looking through Luka's makeup)was yelling things at him. But suddenly, as if an angel entered from the sky, Kaito spoke.

"Your gonna sleep in my tent, Len." He said, calmly as ever. And if Kaito was an angel, Len melted into him like a chunk of butter.

"Oh, okay, Kaito-nii." Len said, trying to keep his cool.

He had a feeling this would be a good evening.

~Later~

Later that evening, everyone had settled in to bed, and Len and Kaito were about to do the same. Len found out that Kaito's tent was actually pretty clean-"I got rid of all the ice cream wrappers."-and the bedding was well kept. Len immediately snuggled into the blankets. It had been a long day.

"Kaito-nii, I'm bored."

"We should have like one of those fun contest things that little girls have at their slumber parties!" Len was surprised that Kaito remembered that much of a sentence before he stopped right in the middle of it and forgot.

"What are you talking about…?"

"Ooh, I got it! Who can stay up the longest!"

"Uh, okay?"

"Now, what does the loser have to do…"

They both thought for a while before an absolutely diabolical idea bubbled up in Len's head. "What if…"

"What?"

Suddenly Len lost the demonic aura and took a step back in to reality. Wait, I can't say that! What was I thinking? "Never mind."

"Tell me~"

"No."

"Len~"

"No."

"Tell me Len~" Kaito stared at him with the most innocent and somewhat dumbfounded expression. Kinda like the one you see on a stray puppy that makes you want to take it home, but this was where it made you spill what you were hiding.

"Okay, the loser has to hug their-" Len stopped as he really didn't want to say it in front of Kaito.

"Hug their what?" Kaito had no idea what he was talking about.

Len groaned, as sometimes Kaito's minor stupidity wasn't always a good thing(but it was if you wanted to try to convince a police officer you have never heard of a girl named Rin Kagamine.)"Hug their…crush…"

"Ooh, if that's it, then I'm definitely in!"

"Seriously?" Kaito was confident. A bad sign.

"Oh, okay then. But I'm going to win!"

"No you won't!"

~2 hours later~

"Kaito-nii…"

"Hmm?"

"I'm getting kind of sleepy." One thing Kaito was smart enough to remember about Len was that he went to sleep easily.

"Oh, is that so?"

"Yeah…"

Kaito snickered to himself. This will be a piece of cake… "Why don't you go to bed then?"

"Okay…night, Nii-san…" Len was too tired to remember about the contest as he drifted away to sleep.

Kaito smiled to himself. He would get to see who Len's crush was! Kaito ran his fingers through Len's hair. Heheh, he's kinda cute when he's asleep. Len made a soft moan noise as Kaito's fingers intertwined with strands of his hair. He has soft hair…

Kaito thought of an idea that could pass the time. He was going to see if he could screw with Len's dream! "Hey Len, I think you're cute."

"You do?" Came the reply from a sleep-talking Len.

"Of course. I mean, only if you like me…"

"Oh, I really like you."

Kaito felt his face heat up. "Um, I gotta, um,…go to bed!" Kaito said, going to sleep and dreaming about what had just happened.

Needless to say, saying Len was in for a surprise when he found out he lost the next morning was an understatement.

A/N: El hooray, the first chapter. Sorry if it's a little short, the next chapter will be longer. Oh yeah, and there will be the hardcore yaoi scenes in the next one, so I'm just warning you in case you don't like that stuff. R+R!