Reality Eds
By: Bugsplee
Note: Welcome to "Reality Eds"! This fic was based off one of my older fanfiction which I written on paper in 2003. So don't flame me or hate my story because of older cartoons on this fic. Thanks.
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Part One: The Beginning Of The Ed
It was a normal perfectly normal day in the cul-de-sacof Peach Creek where the Eds were trying to think up a scam in Ed's disgusting basement.
Eddy: What kind of gimmick which attract some suckers?
Ed: Birds?
Eddy: I hate birds, Ed.
Ed: Chewed-up gum?
Edd: Ed, that's disgusting!
Ed: My brain hurts.
Eddy: If you have one.
Edd: Let's face it, Eddy. We just can't come up with a scam today.
Eddy: We have to!
Edd: It's "we need to", Eddy.
Eddy: Whatever. Kevin said his dad's company is putting a secret flavor in one of his jawbreakers!
Edd: Eddy, even if we had money, you would horrible odds to find that flavor in any of those jawbreakers.
Ed: Pizza bites!
Eddy: Shut up, Ed!(groans) We need help.
Then, the Ems (Em, Emm n Emma) came through Ed's window.
(Note: The Ems are female versions of the Eds.)
Emm: Hey, guys.
Eds:(sighs)
Emma: What's with you guys?
Edd: We're hopelessly thinking of a ingenius scam for Eddy.
Eddy: I got scammer's block again.
Then, Double M(Emm) whispered in Emma's ear. The girl smiled as she took off her backpack and pulled out a golden book entitled, "The Ultimate Scams".
Eddy: What the heck is that?
Emma: It's my scam book. It's filled with thousands of scams.
Eddy:(grabs book) Now this is what I'm talking about!
The three-haired boy quickly flipped through the pages until Edd came over and pointed to a scam in the book.
Edd: What about this one, Eddy?
The hat-wearing boy pointed to a scam which had a picture of weird-looking laser.
Eddy: "The Warping Machine"? Great idea! Those kids will pay me a river of quarters and I'll get that flavored jawbreaker!
Ed: For better or for worst!
Eddy: Shut up, Ed!(closes book) Let's get to work!
Outside, Double D and Double M were busy building the machine and Ed and Em were busy making the stand for it while Eddy and Emma were laying in their lawn chairs, watching the process. After 20 minutes of labor, the machine was done.
Ed: Shiny!
Eddy: Now to catch some suckers!
Then, Kevin came over to see was the Eds and Ems were up to.
Kevin: Hey, Dorks and Dorkettes! What the heck are you doing now?
Eddy: We're running a scam with a laser.
Ed: A laser from the movie, "Night Of The Big-Eyed Laser Freaks"!
Edd: Would you like to demostrate the laser with us?
Kevin: Whatever.
The boy stepped on a big red "X" which was printed in front of the laser. Double D came over to the laser and began starting it up.
Edd: Hold still, Kevin.
Suddently, sparks and parts of the laser started to fly all over the place while a red laser appeared over Kevin's head.
Kevin:(freaked-out) Whoa! I'm outta here!(runs off)
Eddy: Kevin, wait!
Edd: Eddy, watch out for the- -
The Eds ran in front of the laser which started to whine loudly.
Ed: I will save- -
ZAP!
The Ems came over to see what had happened but when the smoke cleared away, the Eds were gone.
Emma: Where did they go?!
Emm: I...don't know.
Ed: Uh-oh.
To Be continued...
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Stay tuned for next time!
-Bugsplee
