" Magnus are you here?"
" In the living room."
" Well if it isn't the big bad Shadowhunter?"
" Don't push it Magnus."
" Oh feisty I like it."
" Magnus I am serious."
" Ok ok I understand."
" Stop looking at me like that you know I don't like it."
" I don't have the slightest idea of what you are talking about."
" Magnus you know what I mean."
" Come on something is wrong just tell me."
" It's nothing besides you wouldn't even care."
" Well if I wouldn't care then why exactly would you come over to my house? Why not go back to the institute where your family is? The door is right back there."
" Damn I hate it when you're right."
" Yay now tell me."
" Ugh you never give up do you?"
" Nope, you should know that by now Alec."
" But I wouldn't tell you if you continue to look at me as if I am a plate of roast beef."
" I don't eat roast beef I was just looking at you. As I wonder what was going on in your head."
" Um ok but seriously stop."
" Ok and by the way you are unbelievably filthy."
" Why what a grand observation Sherlock."
" What? I am not Sherlock you speak of for I am Magnus."
" Ugh forget it. Where is the bathroom?"
" Down the hall to the left you can't miss it."
" Ok um thanks."
" Of course Alec."
" MAGNUS BANE!"
" Yes Alec what is it that you need."
" WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CLOTHES?"
" Relax I am just washing them they should be in the dryer by now."
" Well I need clothes now."
" Ok I will see what I have that is Shadowhunter friendly."
" You mean you own a plain pair of blue jeans and a black shirt?"
" Well here you go as normal as I could find."
" Um thanks I guess."
" Don't mention it I will be in the kitchen."
" Magnus did I mention that I completely and truly hate you right now?"
" Well no not until right now."
" Why do you try and make me look like a complete idiot every time I come over?"
" Oh but you look just darling."
" Magnus this is a black sparkly t-shirt with a kitten on it. How is this "just darling"?"
" But you see Alec the kitten has amazing blue eyes just like you."
" What did you just say?"
" You heard me don't make me repeat myself cause I wouldn't."
" I cannot believe I am still wearing this."
" Have I finally rubbed off on you Alec?"
" Ha of course not I am just remembering this for when I will tell Jace and Isabelle the story of Alec Lightwood wearing a t-shirt with a kitty cat on it as I sparkle in the night."
" Wait did I just hear Alec Lightwood tell a joke?"
" Yes I guess you did."
" I guess I am truly growing on you."
" In the fashion world no not in the slightest bit. But in the self esteem part just a bit."
" Well I am very happy to hear that."
" I am feeling a bit better I guess."
" That's right something was bothering you when you came over. Are you willing to tell me what is wrong?"
" Well since I brought it up I guess I don't have much of a choice."
" Well go for it I am all ears."
" Ok angel above how do I say this um? Well my dad kind of well I can't do this."
" Alec you can tell me anything you know I wouldn't judge you."
" It's not about you judging me it's about me possibly ruining our friendship."
" Alec you will be my friend no matter what now go ahead and tell me."
" Ok here goes nothing. I like you Magnus ok. There I said it the infamous Alec Lightwood just confessed that he likes Magnus Bane High Warlock Of Brooklyn."
" That's what was bothering you? The fact that you liked me? That is the most dumbest thing I have ever heard."
" No that was only part of what was bothering me."
" Well go ahead I am listening."
" My dad saw the poems that I was writing about you. He found me and told me I was a disgrace for not only liking another man but a filthy Downworlder. I told him that you weren't a filthy Downworlder and he hit me. He said if I was a true Lightwood I would fight him and regain my honor for the Lightwood name. But I refused and out of nowhere he tackled me and started punching me. I took the blows and kept as still as I could maybe thinking he would stop. He then called me some other things and left me for dead. But thankfully I wasn't that badly injured and I was able to walk here."
" Oh Alec I am so sorry this is all my fault."
" No Magnus none of this was of your doing."
" But you were I am sorry."
" Magnus believe me none of this was your fault ok."
" Um your clothes are dry now."
" Thank you again for listening."
" Oh my goodness I thought you said you weren't that badly injured."
" What are you talking about Magnus?"
" Your chest Alec it's doing nothing but bleeding. Come on I am fixing you up."
" No Magnus it's not that bad. Ow."
" You need my help don't be stubborn."
" Ok ok thank you."
" Now lay down I will be right back."
" It hurts so much."
" I'm sorry Alec darling but it seems like he used some unknown to make you bleed out."
" Why are you doing this for me?"
" Why do you think?'
" You love me?"
" You stupid Nephilim."
" Damn I am stupid aren't I?"
" No you aren't you are just confused."
" You know what Magnus?"
"What Alec?"
" I wonder what you would look like if you didn't have all this make up and glitter on. Also what would your hair look like if it was just normal?"
" Well I am afraid you will need to find that out later now you have to sleep."
" Ok Magnus whatever you say."
" I love you Alec."
" Love you too Magnus."
