Writers note: I am Envy, this is a roleplay me and my friend did one day when we were bored, so i decided to type it up.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own South Park unfortunatly
StanxKyle RP
Kyle: Matti Tolles
Stan: Envy Nite
Kyle: "Goddammit Stan why did you have to tell me about that episode? I was trying to forget that moment in imagination land for good!" (Refering to Cartman imagining Kyle sucking his balls. -Note by Envy)
Stan: "Ahaha! I know right!….. ManbearPig!"
Kyle: "Screw you Stan!"
Stan: "I hope that is an offer"
Kyle: "Well…u-uh… n-No!"
Stan: "Aww. Boo!"
Kyle: "Why are you such a perv Stan?"
Stan: "The question is why are you not."
Kyle: "Stop it Stan or else I wont sleep with you tonight! I'll sleep on the couch!"
Stan: "Noooooo!" *sobby face*
Kyle: "Okay okay…. Fine… I will sleep with you… Just don't freaking rape me like last night!"
Stan: "Daww. That was fun"
Kyle: "No it wasn't! My ass hurts still!"
Stan: "Do not act like you do not like the pain. It is a reminder that you are mine! Cartmans balls go nowhere near your mouth…. Again….."
Kyle: "That was his imagination! It didn't really happen!"
Stan: "Imagination land was proven real Kyle"
Kyle: "J-just SHUDDUP Stan! B-besides… we're not doing anything tonight!"
Stan: "Fine. I will just call Tweak and complain about my feelings. Than I will invite Kenny over for a sleep over"
Kyle: "No! Kenny will rape me!"
Stan: "Dahaha. Fine. I will invite him to my house"
Kyle: "Okay fine… Only cuddling tonight okay?"
Stan: "Okay I will not invite Kenny to my house. But I will call Tweak and complain about my feelings"
Kyle: "Okay… As long as he does not go nuts….."
Stan: "It is Tweak… He is crazy"
Kyle: "Ya…. What are you gonna complain about?"
Stan: "You not always putting out. Tweak is so cool!"
Kyle: "Putting out?"
Stan: "Ya. You do not let me do stuff all the time"
Kyle: "Cause I don't wanna do stuff all the time Stan! Sure once in a while yes… but not all the time!"
Stan: "I could live with all the time"
Kyle: "Come on Stan…. Are you really that desperate?"
Stan: "I totally am dude"
Kyle: "Hhhmmmppphhh…. Fine….. I'll do it tonight…"
Stan: "Fruk yes!"
Kyle: "What do you want me to wear tonight then?…."
Stan: "The maid costume"
Kyle: "But I hate that onnee! The panties keep riding up!"
Stan: "You have worn it already?"
Kyle: "Yeah! that one night when you bought it!"
Stan: "Ah cause you know Cartman was over at your house to work on a 'project'." (Another Envy note- That was not in an episode so do not go looking for it. I just added it for fun to have an excuse to call Kyle a whore. XD)
Kyle: "What? When was he there?"
Stan: "You guys were paired up on the process of life project. He went over to your house to work on it. Whore (Envy note- He is obviously messing with Kyle. He does not actually think Kyle is a whore.)
Kyle: "I am no whore! Mr Garrison forced us to work on that!"
Stan: "Did Cartman keep you warm Kyle?" (Envy note- He is referring to Cartmans fatness)
Kyle: "What the hell Stan! You know I will not let that fat ass near me!"
Stan: "I know Kyle. I know. That tub of lard is not good enough for you"
Kyle: "Yeah… he isn't… You're the only one for me…"
Stan: *Nose bleeds from dirty thoughts*
Kyle: "Goddammit Stan I didn't mean it in a dirty way!"
Stan: "Everything you say I take as a dirty thing"
Kyle: "Shut up….. Or else there will be nothing tonight…."
Stan: "Tweeeaaakkkk! Kyle is doing it again *Sobs* ß-Phone call
Kyle: "Uggghhh…. Fine… Just stop crying to Tweak all the time… God!"
Stan: Sob sob "Really?" Moe moe pout*
Kyle: "Yes! Okay… ill do stuff tonight…"
Stan: "Yay!" Glomps
Kyle: "J-just don't go too far…. O-okay?"
Stan: "Yes! Yes!" - is lying. "I am as happy as a baby who got crack for Christmas!"
Kyle: "O-okay…."
Stan: *Rants to tweak*
Kyle: "Wait! what are you ranting about now?"
Stan: "Nothing! Pffttt"
Kyle: "Tell me!"
Stan: "Ask Tweak"
Kyle: "I don't wanna! Tell me!" Sobs
Stan: Fine I am talking about how hard I am going to #$% you tonight excreta."
Kyle: "Hey! I said go easy!"
Stan: "Daaawwww!" *Still ranting*
Kyle: "Noo! Go easy Stan! I don't want my ass to hurt!"
Stan: "Nyaaa. Okay"
Kyle: "Okay…."
Stan: "I wanna call Thomas now"
Kyle: "Why?"
Stan: "More ranting. Tweak went to star bucks and does not want to be disturbed."
Kyle: "Okay"
Stan: "I like Tweak" *Creeper face*
Kyle: "I like him too…. Cept he is insane…"
Stan: "Yeah. I like Thomas too." *Still in creeper mode*
Kyle: "Okay… Whore"
Stan: "Aha. Thomas and his turrets. Oh yeah"
Kyle: "Haha yeah"
Stan: "I wonder how butters is doing"
Kyle: "Ya…. I haven't talked to him in a while… He is the one I talk to about my feelings…"
Stan: "Call him and tell him Cartman was whaled"
Kyle: "Whaled?"
Stan: "The Japanese got him. I did not try to stop them this time… That would be so cool."
Kyle: "Haha… Okay… I'll call him…"
Stan: "Yuss! Rape"
Kyle: "Rape who?"
Stan: "Everyone. Except Cartman"
Kyle: "…..Hey Stan?"
Stan: "Yeah Kyle?"
Kyle: "I love you"
Stan: "I love you too Kyle" *kisses forehead*
Kyle: *Smiles and hugs*
Stan: "Rape"
Kyle: "Ah fruk Stan! Really?"
Stan: "Yeah! Too cute!"
Kyle: "Nooo!" *pushes away but fails* "I don't wanna be cute!" *Blushing*
Stan: "You are so too late dude" *Chu chu chu* ß kissing noises
Kyle: *Blushes even more. Than fake cries* "B-but I don't wu-nna beeee….
Stan: "Well to fruk'n bad" *Glomps*
Kyle: *smiles a bit while fake crying* "I love you" *hugs back snuggling*
Stan: *Crushes there lips together*
Kyle: *Kisses back lightly*
Stan: *deepens the kiss*
Kyle: *wraps arms around neck*
Stan: "Kyle has a boner! Put it in your baby book!" ß Stan makes no sense
Kyle: "What? Baby book?"
Stan: "I started a baby book for my baby. Gonna send it to your mom"
Kyle: "DON'T YOU DARE!"
Stan: "And whyyyyyyy should I not. She should be interested in how many times you jizz in a row"
Kyle: "N-no! Don't! I'll do anything!"
Stan: "Anything?" *he gave a mischievous smirk*
And then it ends! Than we switch to DA.
…To be continued… Maybe…. (Pffttt hetalia)
If people want this to continue I can try to write the rest myself, Matti has the next part on word. R+R!
