"And the big deity thingy in the sky that man has fought and argued about
over the years and whom the atheists don't believe in created anime, and
they saw that it was good. Then they created Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon
and decided those weren't half bad either. Then they decided to take
another crack at it and created fandoms. But the fans did squabble and did
squeal about whom owned what and so the big deity thingy realized they'd
screwed up and so created big annoying communes and called them
corporations and for some ding batted reason, decided they were good and
made them own the anime's and now the fans had to come up with disclaimers
and the deity decided that was good. And then this particular writer came
up with this disclaimer to say she don't own this stuff and probably never
will, and the deity didn't particularly like this smart assed disclaimer
and they did pelt the writer with teddy bears and golden grahams and
orangutans, but the writer ignored them, so the deity just gave up and
decided they would have to make do and that four out of five goods wasn't
bad anyways. And so it was and so it will always be."
