A/N: this is random humor and OOC

A/N: this is random humor and OOC. Its stupid really. I'll go work on some serious fics now…

Behind the mask.

Ike found him, The Black knight was waiting in the Forest of Gallia for him.

"I've come to avenge my father's death!" Ike yelled.

"So you have…then let us fight." The black knight said calmly.

Their swords clashed in the moonlight, and both men were equally matched.

"Who are You?" Ike yelled, not letting his guard down.

"I…Am your father." The Black Knight said Dramatically. Ike laughed.

"Nice try, but your not my father. He's dead and I'm trying to kill you for killing him."

"No, Ike I am." He removed his mask to reveal Greil, Ike's father. Ike blinked.

"DADY?!" Ike yelled.

"HI Son."

"But-but he Killed you!"

"Yeah."

"And-and you were dead! And-then who's the Black Knight?" Ike was very confused.

"Uh, I am."

"BUT HE KILLED YOU!"

"Right."

"But then who is the Black Knight!?" Greil sighed.

"I am."

Ike growled.

"No, I mean if you were the Black Knight then didn't you kill yourself?"

"How can I have killed myself if I'm right here BOY!"

Ike let out a frustrated sigh.

"Then who's my father?"

"Michael Jackson…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Ike yelled to the skies above.