"Not So Famous Campers Part 1 of 2."
The sun is shining vibrantly over a cliff, standing tall over the treacherous camp Wawanakwa waters. Standing at a rather short stature on top of the cliff is a middle aged man whose five o' clock shadow overcomes much of his face. He is wearing a blue shirt over a white undershirt, the latter of whose long sleeves are showing. The man gives his signature smile, revealing only one dimple on the left side of his cheek before speaking in the camera's direction.
Chris: "Welcome to camp Wawanakwa!"
As he says this he dives over the cliff, landing in a small preset ring in the center of the blue abyss below. The camera then begins to zoom through the waters, passing several sharks in the process before emerging from the abyss at the dock of shame.
Chris: "Right now you're looking at where one of the most dramatic shows on television will take place, with dozens of hidden cameras situated across the island to capture every last second of it!"
Cameras are shown duct taped in the crevasses of several trees and a totem pole standing over the cabins.
Chris: "It is here that twenty-two campers will be staying for the next eight weeks in their fight to become the last camper standing and obtain cheesy tabloid fame along with the 100,000 dollar grand prize!"
As Chris continues walking, he stops next to a fire pit. Across from the fire pit sit eleven stumps situated in two rows. Chris bends down and picks up three sticks, one marshmallow on each, before continuing his spiel.
Chris: "This is the scene where the dreaded campfire ceremony will take place every few days in which every camper will receive a marshmallow…except one! That camper will be forced to walk down the dreaded dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave the island for good!"
Chris laughs as he says this.
Chris: "This will happen until only one camper remains and wins the 100,000 dollars! To do so, they must endure…"
Chris puts his finger up in the air as he continues to talk.
Chris: "The harsh camp environments…"
The silhouettes of two young men and woman are seen tightly huddled in a cave together; they appear to be going over what looks like a map as thunder roars in the forest surrounding them.
Chris: "...vigorous challenges..."
A tall, thin male is seen swimming in the water, making desperate attempts to reach the surface. The scene then transitions to two males in a boat, one with glasses and the other with hair that is closely shaven to the head; both are trying to paddle but seem to not be in agreement in regards to how.
Chris: "...and most importantly, each other!"
Close ups of several campers' faces are show including: a girl with jet black hair who moves it to one side of her shoulder, a man with short, brown, slightly curly hair is seen smiling, and a teen with a crooked nose gives a rather evil grin.
Chris: "Who will rise to the occasion and claim the grand prize? Find out on this season of …Total…Drama…Island…Insanity!"
Total Drama Island: Insanity! Intro.
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As the Opening theme begins to play, cameras begin to pop out of strange places, including an underground burrow and a tree. As the last camera comes out, a clapperboard is held in front of the camera and is slammed shut.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine..."
The camera goes past the dock of shame, revealing the Camp Wawanakwa sign. As the scenery continues to be shown, the camera rushes past Chris then continues up the ever so familiar mountain before going over the cliff and through the ring, venturing into the treacherous waters!
"….You guys are on my mind!"
Hector is shown happily swimming in the water before being frightened after seeing a shark and rushing towards the surface.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see…."
As Hector emerges from the surface, Wyatt and a crying Sarah are seen floating past him on an old, gray plank. From behind his back, Wyatt pulls out Sarah's teddy bear and holds it towards her, much to her delight. However, just as he does so, a hawk sweeps down and snatches it, sending Sarah back into hysterics.
"I wanna be famous!"
The hawk flies above Steven, who is in the forest surrounded by pumpkins. As snakes begin to make their way out of the pumpkins, Steven screams like the little girl he is deep down and begins to run. As the camera zooms out, Nathalie is seen holding a snake and smiling as Jonathon puts his hands on his hips and raises his left brow at her before the sun's vibrant light overcomes this view.
"I wanna live close to the sun."
As the sunlight retracts and a new scene is revealed, Josh and Doug are seen bickering at each other on a raft before going over a waterfall.
"Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won."
Matt is seen standing on a long and narrow log, with one hand in the air and one hand on his heart, reciting what looks to be a play in a rather overdramatic light.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way."
Kelly swings by on a vine, grabbing Matt by the collar of his shirt and taking him along for the ride. As they rush past parts of the camp, she drops Matt into the outhouse which falls over because of this. Courtney tumbles out of the outhouse and walks around, slightly dazed, before falling over, hitting the ground rather hard.
"I'll get there one day."
The camera pans through the cafeteria window, showing Chef making some kind of disgusting grub before going over to Sam and Eric who are looking at each other dreamily before a spoonful of Chef's food is shoved between them. Looks of disgust are shared between the two before Nourhan and Noah are seen laughing together at a nearby table.
"I wanna be famous!"
As the scene changes to the outdoors, both Kimi and Vittoria are seen admiring Alex who is in the water looking at himself in a small hand mirror.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na…"
As Alex smiles at himself in the mirror, it shatters into a dozen pieces, much to his dismay.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
The camera pans over to the Dock of Shame where the hawk drops Sarah's teddy bear into Krystal's arm. Krystal grins maniacally at this before pulling a lighter out of her pocket and setting the small girl's bear on fire. As laughter continues to erupt from her mouth, she throws the doll up into the air.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
As the burning stuffed animal falls from the sky, the daylight shifts to night. The bear falls down in between Haley and Henry, who are about to kiss when Brooke, whose hair is now on fire, pops up between them. As the camera begins to zoom out, the twenty-two campers are revealed to be sitting at the Bonfire Ceremony. All of them are whistling, with the exception of Brooke who is screaming, Krystal who is laughing, and Sarah who is crying hysterically.
Total Drama Island: Insanity!
The Dock of Shame
Chris: "Welcome back! The time has finally come to meet our…how do I say this? Our not so famous campers! They think they're staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little P.O.'d, that's probably why…"
As Chris begins to laugh at his own comment, a white boat begins to pull up to the dock.
Chris: "Speak of the devil, here's our first contestant now!"
The first contestant slowly leaves the boat. She is of a slightly less than average height with glasses that are a bit foggy. Upon her head rests a cowboy hat that covers her slightly frizzy hair. She smiles at Chris as she approaches him.
Chris: "Welcome to the island, Sam!"
Sam: "Thanks, Chris! It's my pleasure!"
Chris: "That's a strong accent you got on you, where are you from again?"
Sam: "I'm a Texan and proud to be so!"
As Sam points to the Texas star on her hat and smiles, Chris looks back at her blankly with an expression of boredom on his face.
Chris: "Yeah, yeah, whatever… Moving on! Here comes Hector now!"
A short man of Asian descent steps off the boat. He is wearing a hoodie that is zipped up all the way, covering his face completely. The hood has holes for his eyes that are darting all over the place. As he speaks, his voice comes across as very raspy, almost as if he is being strangled as he talks.
Hector: "Hello."
Sam: "Hi… Are you alright…?"
Hector: "Of course, why wouldn't I be?"
Sam: "You sound like a dying frog..."
Hector: "Oh right, I'm sick…"
Hector gives two over-exaggerated coughs as he says this; both Chris and Sam exchange looks of confusion.
Chris: "Alrighty, then... Here comes Jonathon!"
The boat comes to a stop briefly, drops off Jonathon, and continues on. Jonathon is a very tall but thin man with short, brown, curly hair. He slouches a bit as he walks towards the other contenders.
Jonathon: "This looks like a truly amazing resort….However will you put drama in Total Drama with such fine accommodations…"
As Jonathon says this, he rolls his eyes.
Jonathon: "I didn't sign up for this, McLean!"
Chris: "Actually, I'm afraid you did!"
As Chris gives his signature smile and holds up Jonathon's contract, Jonathon raises his brow at him and crosses his arms.
Jonathon: "Oh no, a piece of paper, it might try to paper cut me to death if I try to leave..."
Chris: "Do you ever shut up?"
Jonathon: "Do you ever shower? I could see the shine from the grease in your hair from across the lake..."
At this, Chris glares at Jonathon before angrily announcing the next contestant. The man who steps out of the boat is dressed very nerd-like, sporting a jewfro that covers the top lining of his glasses.
Noah: "Hello, fellow contenders. It's nice to finally meet you."
Crickets are heard at this as everyone looks from one to another awkwardly.
Chris: "Well, it's time to meet our next contestant...or should I say contestants!?"
The boat drops off two girls, both of which are of short stature. The one on the left is slightly shorter than the other but appears to be younger in the face. She is clinging to a teddy bear with one arm, and the other girl's arm with the other. She looks around very timidly, the other girl appearing to be a polar opposite. She has almost boyishly short hair and is sporting black frame glasses. She's wearing a lime green hoodie with the rolling stones on the front. The shorter girl whispers in her fellow camper's ear. The taller girl rolls her eyes and lets out a heavy sigh.
Krystal: "Hi everyone, my name's Krystal and this is my younger sister Sarah. She wants me to tell you all that she's a total pansy and doesn't like talking to others!"
Sarah: "What!? I didn't say that!"
The small girl approaches Chris timidly.
Sarah: "Chris, I wanted to request that my sister and I be put on the same team! She's my best friend and my inspiration and I need her to get through this!"
The young girl smiles sweetly at him and he smiles back.
Chris: "Aww… I didn't realize this was your show! Oh, I'm sorry, it's not! So pipe shut!"
Krystal breaks out in laughter at this and as she does so the boat pulls up and drops off the next contestant. Off the boat comes a tan girl who is a bit chunkier but still very beautiful in appearance. Her hair is shoulder length and brown. Her fellow campers immediately notice the beauty mark just above her lip as she takes off her sun glasses to greet them.
Vittoria: "Ciao, il mio nome è Vittoria!"
As she speaks, the other contestants look at her in shock as Chris gives a slight chuckle.
Chris: "Surprised? Vittoria is Italian and, from our understanding, has no understanding what so ever of the English language! Good luck to whoever gets stuck with her!
Chris laughs evilly before Sam interrupts.
Sam: "What did she just say…?"
Noah: "She said: Hello, my name is Vittoria!"
Sam: "Wow! How did you know that?"
Noah: "I speak fluent French, Spanish, German, Italian, and for the most part, Japanese!"
Noah smiles arrogantly quite impressed with himself as the other contestants look at him in awe.
Chris: "You just have to ruin all my fun, don't you!"
Chris looks at Noah angrily as the next contestant boards the dock. The next contestant is a teenage boy of average height. He has a bit of an awkward face with a tan skin complexion and jet black hair.
Matt: "Hello, everyone! I'm Matthew William Laelle the Third! You should all take advantage of the fact that I'm here and get my autograph now, cuz I'm gonna make it big one day!"
As Matt says this, Jonathon whispers in Krystal's ear.
Jonathon: "I didn't realize we were in the presence of Rachel Berry."
As he says this, they both snicker and the next two contestants approach Chris. The first of which is a young male with a rather perfect nose, he is wearing a bow tie and his hair is flipped over to one side in a Bieber fashion. It's very clear just by looking at him that he doesn't know how to dress himself. The girl accompanying him shares a slight resemblance with him for they have the same fragile, brown eyes along with the same unique fashion. She has a thin head band over her short brown hair that presses her bangs to her face, and a spring time dress on…in the fall! Regardless of their ridiculous appearances, both of them give off an exuberant vibe.
Steven: "Hey, everyone! I'm Steven and this is my sister, Kimi!"
Sarah: " Oh, how cool! You have a sibling here, too!? Krystal's my sister!"
Krystal: "Um, excuse me, how dare you associate yourself with me!"
As Krystal says this, Sarah hangs her head in sorrow. Kimi outstretches her hand to Sarah's shoulder and gives it a reassuring rub.
Kimi: "Sometimes siblings can really suck, huh?"
Sarah smiles at her and nods as the boat drops off the next camper.
Nourhan: "Hey everyone, I'm Nourhan!"
Nourhan has very dark hair that matches her olive tone skin color. As she smiles, her very white, straight teeth are revealed and give off a feeling of happiness to everyone that is around. Her hair is tied up in a pony tail that waves in the wind as she walks. All of the contestants are in awe of her beauty.
Noah: "Usted tiene una muy bonita sonrisa!"
Nourhan: "Oh, I'm sorry! I don't speak Spanish!"
Noah: "I said you have a very beautiful smile…"
Nourhan: "Oh…"
Nourhan giggles and blushes at him as they look at each other, dumbfounded. Chris rolls his eyes and pushes them both out of the camera's view.
Jonathon: "Nothing more romantic than speaking a language nobody here neither understands nor gives a damn to understand…oh, how warm my heart feels…."
Chris: "Now that we're done watching that barf fest, please welcome our next contestant, Haley!"
Haley was on the tall side for a girl, standing at 5'8. She, much like Nourhan, had a unique kind of beauty to her. She had a rather long nose in between her two glistening blue eyes. Her hair was jet black and wavy.
Haley: "Hello, everyone! I'm Haley!"
As she says this she waves towards the crowd and drops her copy of The Notebook in the process. Hector kindly bends over and picks it up for her. As he hands it back to her, his eyes widen.
Hector: "If you're a bird, I'm a bird…."
Haley: "…..What's wrong with your voice?"
The next contestant to be introduced is a young girl who is, again, slightly shorter, with brown hair that goes mid way down her back. She smiles and waves at her other contestants as she walks across the dock and stands next to Krystal and smiles her way.
Courtney: "Hi, what's your name?"
As she says this, Krystal burps in her face.
Krystal: "My bad….Taco?"
As Krystal pulls a taco out of seemingly nowhere, Courtney falls over, unconscious, much to Chris's delight.
Chris: "Stellar!"
Hector: (Whispers indistinctly.)
Everyone looks at Hector as if he's an alien, except Krystal, who tosses him her taco, which he swallows in one bite.
Chris: "…..Teenagers….."
Sarah: "Hey! That was my taco!"
Sarah is seen tugging at Krystal's arm before Krystal burps in her face and she passes out, landing beside Courtney. As all this mayhem has been happening, no one has noticed the creepy bearded man who looks ten times his actual age and is carrying a Texas flag, board the dock. Everyone except Sam that is.
Sam: "Is that a Texas Flag!?"
Eric: "Is the sky blue?"
Sam: "Oh my god, yes! Are you a fellow Texan?"
Eric: "Is the ocean blue?"
Sam looks over the dock in disgust and looks back up at Eric with slight confusion.
Sam: "Well…not this ocean, but…."
Eric laughs at this and smiles at her.
Eric: "Yes, I am a fellow Texan."
The two giggle at each other as a rather quiet looking guy joins the group. His hair is incredibly long and blocks all his facial features; the only other qualities noticeable about him are his basic blue jeans and black hoodie. He walks to the end of the dock without a single word to anyone.
Chris: "This is Josh, everyone!"
Jonathon: "Dude, his hair….It's…."
Krystal: "I know…AWESOME!"
Jonathon: "Well, those weren't my thoughts exactly, but…"
Krystal runs over to Josh and begins to pester him about his hair as he simply stands there quietly and listens.
Chris: "Everyone, please agive a not-so-warm welcome to… Kelly!"
Kelly looks to be one of the older teens of the bunch, with hazel eyes and short blonde hair, in the form of a bob. She looks very tomb boyish in the way she walks as well as in the way she dresses.
Kelly: "Hey guys!"
Steven walks up to Kelly with a smile on his face and begins to shake her hand.
Steven: "Hi, I'm Steven! It's a pleasure to meet you!"
As Steven plants a big, sloppy, disgusting kiss on her hand, she smiles and the next contestant is given a cold welcoming by Chris.
Nathalie: "You know Chris, that boat isn't very eco friendly!"
Jonathon: "Oh no, not the trees…."
Nathalie: "There aren't trees in the water; it's harming the fish and the other wild life in the sea!"
Jonathon: "Oh yes, my bad…save the whales!"
As Jonathon says this, he smirks at her sarcastically as she gives him a nasty glare.
Nathalie had a tan skin completion with dark brown hair. Her eyes were very gentle and kind as was her smile and the beauty that emitted from her.
Chris: "Oh, this is going to be a good season…Everyone, Doug!"
Doug's hair was cut rather strangely. It was grown out in some places and not others and was the most peculiar thing about his appearance. He was also wearing basketball shorts and a purple pull over sweatshirt. As he approached Chris, he begins to babble on about things that no one really cares about.
Doug: "I'm so pumped to be here, Chris! As you know from my audition tape, I'm not only athletic but I'm also a 4.0 student you know! Not only will I excel at physical challenges, but I will also go above and beyond in mental challenges as well! I got this competition in the bag!"
Kelly: "You don't look all that athletic to me…"
Noah: "You don't look all that smart either…."
Doug glares at them angrily as Brooke walks onto the dock. Brooke was a very strange looking teenager for she dressed as though she was merely twelve but was very obviously around the age of sixteen. She had blond hair that was rather greasy and tied back into two pig tails. She gave everyone a huge grin as she waved excitedly through her pink, puffy, winter coat…in the fall!
Brooke: "Hi guys, I'm Brooke! I can be as pretty as a flower…"
As she says this, she bats her eyes repeatedly.
Brooke: "...As ferocious as a tiger…"
After she says this, she begins to growl at the other contestants who back up slightly in shock.
Brooke: "…or as sexy as Megan Fox scissoring Marilyn Monroe!"
When she makes this last comment, she winks in Hector's direction, whose mouth drops in awe at her. Matt's jaw has also dropped in shock as he begins to clap. Everyone else is disgusted by her vulgarity.
Matt: "Now that…. That's some great acting!"
Nourhan: "Yeah…I don't think she's acting…"
As Matt continues to clap, and Hector continues to admire her, all the other campers distance themselves from Brooke.
Chris: "I think it's in everyone's best interest for safety reasons that we introduce our next contestant….Henry!"
Henry was wearing a green button up with the sleeves rolled up. His hair was rather short and frazzled as well as brown, much like his eyes. He had a warm and welcoming way to how he carried himself. As he greeted the other contestants, shaking each and everyone one of their hands, he finally made his way to Haley. As soon as she outstretched her arm to him, she drops her book once again. Henry politely bends down and picks it up for her, handing it back to her with a wide grin on his face.
Henry: "So you're into romance, huh?"
Haley: "Yeah! It's my favorite genre!"
Henry: "What's the other book you have there?"
Haley: "Oh, that's just my sketch book. I'm kind of shy about my drawings, though; I'm not all that good yet."
Henry cracks a laugh at this.
Henry: "Well, that makes two of us! When you get better, you'll have to give me a few pointers!"
Haley shyly blushes and looks towards the ground, avoiding eye contact with the young man. As soon as Henry looks away, however, she looks back up at him and smiles timidly.
The next camper to enter the scene is a young, slightly shorter than average male. His hair is a light brown and styled into a fohawk. His eyes were a very clear blue that glistened in the sun. As he smiled, he revealed braces over his teeth.
Alex: "I guess they saved the best looking contestant for second to last!"
Steven: "…Actually I arrived a while ago so…"
As Steven says this, Alex glares at him angrily.
Alex: "And you are relevant to this island how?"
Steven approaches him and outstretches his hand.
Steven: "Hello, my name's Steven! It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Alex: "Well, Steven…When I said best looking contestant, I meant plastic surgery free…. Trust me when I say that nobody is buying that your nose is real!"
As Alex says this, everyone gasps except Chris, Josh, Krystal, and Jonathon who are all snickering quietly.
Chris: "Meow! It looks as though the claws have already come out!"
Steven: "Oh Chris, it's just some playful, bro to bro fun! Right, Alex?
Alex gives Steven a blank expression in return.
Alex: "No."
Steven: "Oh Alex, you're such a jokester!"
As Steven says this, he forces a laugh and punches Alex's arm playfully, who in return punches Steven in the face. He topples over everyone's luggage. Jonathon, Krystal, and Josh are all laughing hysterically while everyone else is giving him looks of disgust.
Kimi: "Stevey!"
Chris: "We have finally come to the end of this long, tedious character introduction! It's time to meet our final contestant, Wyatt!"
As Chris says this, and Kimi is seen running over to an injured Steven, a screaming teen comes flying over to the dock, landing on top of Courtney who had just regained consciousness.
Nathalie: "Oh my god! Is he okay!?"
Chris: "Oh, I'm sure he's fine!"
Alex: "Actually, I think he's legitimately hurt…"
Doug: "Nobody cares what you think, Alex!"
Josh: "…#Rude."
As Josh speaks, everyone gasps. Sarah walks over to him and begins poking him as if he's an interesting science experiment.
Jonathon: "Oh my god…Did I just witness Helen Keller speak?!"
Nathalie: "You can't just make fun of a historical figure like that!"
Josh: "Pay no attention to the fact that he just made fun of me, as long as it's not the historical figure…."
Doug: "Shut up Josh, no one cares!"
Josh: "Did your mother never hug you?"
Doug: "Oh hell no, I know you did not just go there!"
Josh snaps his fingers at Doug
Josh: "What you gonna do, gurl, what you gonna do!?"
Brooke: "Wait…Doug has a v #!na!?"
Doug: "No!"
Matt: "Oh my god…I love the drama of the theatre…."
Kelly: "We're not in a theatre…"
Matt: "Um, excuse me, lowly stage extra, don't speak unless spoken to!"
Kelly looks at him angrily before swiftly punching him in the face. Everyone gasps at this and looks in Matt's direction as he topples over Kimi and Steven.
Wyatt: "It's okay, guys, I'm alright!"
Everyone: "SHUT UP!"
As some of the campers are laughing, and some continue to argue, Chris takes out his camera and focuses it on the twenty-two campers.
Chris: "Say cheese, everyone!"
With a flash of the camera , the group photo is shown. Sarah is pulling at Krystal's sleeve, who is holding her teddy bear out of her reach. Kimi, Matt, and Steven are all lying on the ground to the left side of the photo, unconscious. Eric is standing in the back, holding up the Texas flag while Sam is looking up at him smiling. Courtney and Wyatt are both sitting up on the bottom right side of the photo just opposite of Kimi, Matt, and Steven, looking rather dazed after being knocked unconscious. Josh and Doug are seen near the right side of the photo; both are arguing beside Jonathon whose eyebrow is raised at a bickering Nathalie. Kelly has her foot on Matt's chest who is lying down in the center of the photo, her fist is up on the air with a look of content on her face. Brooke is on Hector's back who is cross eyes and licking his own nose. Vittoria is seen looking confused by all the babbling going on around her while Alex is seen simply laughing at everything that is going on around him. Noah, Nourhan, Haley, and Henry are all seen with linked arms in the center of the photo, smiling normally.
Chris: "Drama has already overcome these twenty-two odd balls!"
Everyone screams "hey!" at this and Chris simply laughs.
Chris: "How will I arrange the teams to make it easier for me to torment each and everyone of these losers?"
Everyone once again screams "hey!".
Chris: "Find out after the commercial break!"
Campfire Ceremony
The twenty-two campers are seen standing around the unlit fire pit as they await Chris's arrival. Steven, Matt, Courtney, and Wyatt are all holding ice packs to different parts of their body. Everyone is relatively quiet and most of them have looks of anger on their face.
Chris: "Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks! Right now, we are sitting at the location that the campfire ceremonies will be held each week! It is here that you will vote off one of your own, one by one, until only one of you is left standing to claim the 100,000 Dollar prize in cold hard cash!"
After he says this he opens up a treasure chest that is propped up next to him, inside is the prize money. As everyone sees it, they all begin to cheer.
Chris: "To do so, however, you will have to beat out the other twenty-one campers that you will be competing against! You will come to know each and every person around you, some will be your cabin mates, some your best friend…."
As Chris says this, Haley and Henry as well as Noah and Nourhan smile at each other.
Chris: "Maybe even your worst enemy!"
Alex and Steven, Doug and Josh, Kelly and Matt, and Jonathon and Nathalie are all seen glaring at each other.
Henry: "How will our sleeping arrangements work? They're not co-ed, are they?"
Chris: "No…Girls will get one side of each cabin and boys get the other! Which cabin you will sleep on depends on which team you've been placed on!"
Nathalie: "Speaking of which, I want to be as far away from this vile creature as possible!"
Jonathon looks at Nathalie angrily.
Chris: "Just for that, you and Jonathon can now be the first two team members that comprise the Killer Bass!"
Jonathon and Nathalie: "What!?"
Chris: "Joining the hippie and the sarcastic prick will be: Nourhan, Noah…"
Both of their faces light up as they walk over to Jonathon and Nathalie.
Chris: " …Steven, Kimi, Vittoria…"
The siblings high five before happily heading over with the Italian to their team.
Chris: "Krystal, Sarah…"
Sarah: "Yay!"
Krystal: "Sh!t."
Chris: "…and Matt and Kelly!"
Matt and Kelly: "What!?"
Nathalie: "I don't see why Sarah got her wish, but I didn't get mine!"
Chris: "She did want to be on the same team as her sister, didn't she…? Krystal, you're now a member of the Screaming Gophers! Brooke is now on the Killer Bass!"
Sarah: "No!"
Sarah immediately begins to cry hysterically as Jonathon begins to laugh.
Nathalie: "How can you just sit there and laugh at that poor defenseless girl's tears!
Jonathon: "Look in the mirror, Mother Earth, you're the reason she's crying in the first place!"
As Jonathon walks away laughing, Nathalie realizes what she's done and looks down in sorrow. As she walks over to Sarah and attempts to comfort her, Sarah turns her back to her and Jonathon continues to laugh as he witnesses this.
Chris: "Harsh! As I was saying, the second team will be known as the Screaming Gophers! That team will consist of: Krystal, Josh, Doug, Alex…."
Josh and Doug glare at each other angrily as Alex walks over to Krystal and the two high five.
Chris: "…Sam, Eric, Haley, Henry…"
Sam and Eric smile at each other before joining the others, Henry smiles at Haley who looks away and blushes heavily.
Chris: "…Hector, Courtney, and Wyatt!"
The three walk over and join their teams. As everyone is with their team, Chris throws each team their flag. Jonathon catches his flag which unrolls to reveal a fish in the center of a red circle. The Screaming Gophers flag hits Courtney in the head; she falls to the ground. Krystal helps her up before unrolling her team's flag, revealing a gopher that is screaming in the middle of a green circle.
Sarah: "Chris, please, I can't do this without my sister's help!"
Chris: "Sucks to suck, doesn't it…?"
Sarah cries break out even louder as Nathalie gently rubs her back and glares at a snickering Jonathon.
Chris: "Don't forget, campers, that from this point forward your time here will be filmed at every second possible!"
Confessional Booth: Chris.
Chris: "You can also use this Confessional Booth to let out your deepest, most inner thoughts! Think of it as a way to air your dirty laundry! This is the only place you will receive privacy away from your fellow campers, use it to your advantage!"
Confessional Booth: Haley.
Haley: "Well, this is kinda snazzy….It still stinks, though…."
Confessional Booth: Nathalie.
Nathalie: "Ugh! I can't stand Jonathon, he's such a jerk!"
Confessional Booth: Jonathon.
Jonathon: "I honestly can't see my fellow team mates keeping that tree hugger longer than they keep me, and if they're thinking anything otherwise, I can assure you they won't be thinking it for long!"
Confessional Booth: Sarah.
Sarah: (Indiscrete sobs.)
Confessional Booth: Krystal.
Krystal: "Woot!"
Confessional Booth: Vittoria.
Vittoria: "Questa confessione è uno scherzo, quasi come il resto del mio concorso! Ho questa stagione nel sacco!"
Cabins.
Chris: "Okay campers, it's time to unpack and get situated before heading off to the cafeteria! It is there that Chef Hatchet will serve you your three meals a day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner! We don't have much time before your first challenge begins so get going!"
Courtney: "Our first challenge? Already!?"
Chris gives a slight laugh at everyone's shock.
Chris: "Your first challenge will begin in one hour, so I suggest you all get to unpacking! Gophers, you're in the east cabin, Bass, you're in the west! Now march!"
After Chris finishes talking, the twenty-two teens disperse and begin to head towards their respective areas. Alex and Krystal are both seen walking together towards the cabin.
Alex: "Your sister seems pretty bummed."
Krystal: "Yeah, but it's for the best! She shouldn't be so dependent on me, this will be a good learning experience for her!"
Confessional Booth: Krystal
Krystal: "Sarah and I have always been close…Too close! I need some space, and even though she doesn't see it now, so does she! I hope we both grow from this experience; we've never been apart longer than a six hour school day! I just hope she can snap out of it fast enough so she's not the first one voted out…"
Cabins.
Steven and Kimi both enter their cabin and their jaws drop at what they see.
Steven: "Bunk beds!? Are you kidding me!?"
Nourhan walks past him and into the girls' side.
Nourhan: "Is something wrong, Steve?"
Steven: "Uh…no, nothing!"
After he says this, he forces a smile on his face and gives a slight laugh.
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "Is something wrong, Steve?"
He rolls his eyes as he continues to mock Nourhan in a whiny voice.
Cabins.
Eric is seen hanging his Texan flag on the wall above his bed. He smiles before turning around and facing Sam.
Eric: "What do you think? Does it look okay right there?"
Sam: "I think it looks great! It'll be like you're sleeping under the Texas stars every night!"
Eric: "Hey, I didn't even think of that! You're a pretty smart girl, Sam!"
Sam smiles at Eric admirably before he pats her on the back and walks away. In another part of the room Haley is seen approaching Henry who is unpacking his guitar.
Haley: "You play the guitar!? No way! That's awesome!"
Henry smiles at her when she says this.
Henry: "Maybe that's how I can repay you for teaching me to draw; I can teach you how to play the guitar!"
Haley smiles at him warmly.
Haley: "I think that's a great idea!"
As the two smile at each other heartily, screams are heard from behind him. As everyone comes rushing towards the Screaming Gophers cabin, they discover it to be none other than Josh.
Brooke: "Not to fear, Kenshin is here!"
Jonathon raises his brow at her as she says this.
Jonathon: "Who?"
Josh leaps off the floor and scrambles up onto one of the top bunks.
Josh: "COCKROACH!"
Alex and Krystal are laughing at Josh's reaction as everyone begins to panic. Matt jumps into Kelly's arms and she angrily drops him. She rolls her eyes and stomps on the giant bug.
Kelly: "Really, people?"
Nathalie comes running to the bug's aid as she sees this happen.
Nathalie: "How could you!? You vile b!tch!"
Everyone gasps at this except Jonathon who is laughing and Kelly who looks at her angrily.
Kelly: "What did you just say to me!?
Nathalie: "You heard me! How could you just kill a defenseless creature like that!
Kelly: "It's a cockroach; it's probably not even dead, you overdramatic tree hugger!"
Josh: "Not dead…. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT DEAD!?"
As Josh says this, everyone begins to scream and make way their way out of the cabin in a panicky, flustered crowd.
The Cafeteria.
The contestants are in a long line, waiting to get their old, grotesque, and outdated food. As Sarah finally reaches the front of the line, Chef Hatchet scoops up his disgusting scrub and puts it on her plate, much to her dismay as she breaks out in tears once again.
Nathalie: "Is this a vegetarian dish?"
Chef Hatchet looks at her with a blank expression before slamming more food down on her plate. As she looks at the food in disgust, it seemingly begins to squirm around a bit.
Nathalie: "You know…I think I'm good…"
As Nathalie says this, she goes over and sits down sorrowfully. Steven notices this and goes to sit down beside her.
Steven: "Seems like you're having a rough first day."
As he says this she lets out a heavy sigh.
Nathalie: "Everyone here hates me….and it's all Jonathon's fault!"
Steven gives a small chuckle.
Steven: "I don't hate you, in fact Kimi and I both like you a lot more than we like that sarcastic, arrogant fool!"
Nathalie: "Really?"
Steven: "Really! We have your back all the way! Trust me; you're not leaving anytime soon!"
Steven smiles at her reassuringly and she returns this smile.
Nathalie: "Thanks, Steven, you're the only person here I feel like I've connected with."
Steven: "No problem, don't even sweat it!"
As the two hug Steven looks at the camera coldly and cracks a small smile before winking at the camera. A little further down in the cafeteria, Wyatt takes a seat next to the crying Sarah.
Wyatt: "Hey, I got you some food…"
Sarah wipes the tears from her face as she looks up at him.
Sarah: "I don't feel like eating, especially not whatever that is!"
Wyatt: "Come on, at least try it, you have to keep your strength up for the challenges!"
Sarah: "Why do you care, we're not even on the same team!"
Wyatt: "I know, but that doesn't mean I can't look out for you!"
As Wyatt says this, a faint smile spreads across Sarah's face.
Sarah: "I wonder what our first challenge will be…"
Wyatt shrugs at this.
Wyatt: "I'm sure it won't be anything too intense, it is the first challenge after all!"
The Clifftop.
The camera slowly zooms out as the twenty-two contestants stand at the tip of a very tall cliff top that overlooks the entire island.
Alex: "Mother Fu—"
To Be Continued...
