Disclaimer: If I had owned DBZ, Super Saiyans would have had pink hair and Nameks would have looked like giant blue elephants. Clearly I don't own DBZ then.

The Kakarott Zone

Your sitting in your leather recliner in the living room of your nice house in West City. Outside the sun has just set and your settling down to watch your favorite television show. You flick on the screen in time to hear the last few words from the ZTV news. It seems that Saiyaman had stopped another bank robbery, and saved three kittens today. Good for him. You watch a couple of commercials for products that you will never need and then the screen fades to black.

A man walks onto screen and looks straight at you. He begins to talk and you sit further into the seat and put up the leg rest and put all of your attention into listening to what your favorite T.V. host has to say, "Hello, I am Vegeta no Ouji, and I will be your host for this evening. You are about to enter a world that has no rules. A place where food is currency, there are green men with pointy ears, and five minutes can last for half a season. This is the Kakarott Zone. (Queue twilight zone theme played on a slide whistle.)

The man on the television begins walking towards the camera, "Today we will be watching a video that details just how stupid a certain bald monk can be at times. This is a tale that I like to call, Krillin the Idiot."

The screen fades to black and you prepare yourself for a great story.

-- Krillin the Idiot --

Goku, Piccolo and Gohan are all flying to an island nine miles southwest of south city. Three years ago a young man with lavender hair had traveled back in time and told them to be at the island by ten o' clock in the morning on this very day. The young man, who had revealed himself to Goku as being Trunks Briefs, son of Vegeta and Bulma. Trunks had told them that in three years time they would have to fight a pair of androids created by Dr. Gero, and that the androids were stronger then anything they had ever fought before.

Gohan, who was more then eager to arrive at their destination, was subconsciously flying faster then his two companions. Goku yelled ahead to the young black haired boy, "Slow down Gohan, we'll get there in plenty of time. You wouldn't want to be tired out before the fight even starts."

"Oh, okay." Gohan said quietly and slowed down to the same speed the other two were traveling at. While he was looking forward, Gohan spotted a small orange blob up ahead in the direction they were flying, "Hey, I can see Krillin now."

The three had soon caught up to the short bald monk just as their intended destination came into view. "Wow." Krillin said as he looked at the island that they could now see had a decent sized city located on it, "That's the island? I didn't even know there was anything out here."

Goku looked down, "Hey there are the others." Goku pointed at a small group of people that were congregated on an outcropping of rock jutting out from a mountain that overlooked the city. The group of four let gravity pull them down to land beside their group of friends. They examined the assembled fighters before them and Goku stepped forward, "Bulma, what are you doing here?"

Bulma, who was carrying a baby in her arms grinned, "I just came to see these androids and then I'll leave." Bulma looked down at her son and cooed.

Krillin grinned stupidly, "What's up with the baby Bulma?"

Gohan looked over at Yamucha, "I bet he's your son, isn't he Yamucha?" Gohan smiled.

Yamucha groaned and began walking away, "He's not my kid. If you think that's a shock just wait." Yamucha sat down on a weathered rock and sighed, "Wait until she tells you who the father really is." Yamucha was quiet for a couple seconds before speaking again in a hurt sounding voice, "I'll give you guys one hint. That kid is only half human."

Krillin and Gohan gasped in shock. Of the two, Krillin was the first to find his voice, "Piccolo, why didn't you tell us you were a daddy?" Krillin watched as the rest of the Z fighters fell over comically.

Bulma jumped up from where she had fallen over, "Not Piccolo you idiot. I'll give you another hint. He is a Saiyan."

Krillin gasped again, "No way. Goku do you know what Chi Chi's going to say if she found out about this?"

Goku looked at Krillin quizzically as everyone else fell over again, "Krillin, what's Chi Chi going to find out about?"

Krillin looked at Goku in exasperation, "About you having another kid."

Goku gasped, "Chi Chi's having another kid. I have to get home." Goku jumped off the ground and began to fly back to his house when Piccolo caught his foot. "Piccolo?"

"Your wife is not having another kid." Piccolo growled out, "Krillin is just being an idiot."

"Oh." Goku responded as his ever present grin returned to his face.

Bulma groaned and stood up again, "Okay Krillin I'll give you another shot at it. He is a Saiyan that is shorter then Goku, and he has spiky Black hair."

Krillin turned around, "Gohan, aren't you a little young to be having children? Does your mom know about this?" Krillin watched yet again as everyone fell over. "Man, you people keep falling over today. What's wrong?"

Bulma humphed, "Your and idiot. That's what's wrong. The father is Vegeta you numbskull."

Krillin gasped, "Vegeta and Gohan. No way." Krillin was about to continue when he watched everyone not fall down. Instead he watched as everyone began beating the living tar out of him from all different directions. After a couple minutes of senseless violence they backed off and let Krillin try and stand up. With a shaky gasp he managed to breathe out one word, "Raditz?"

"Vegeta and Bulma." Piccolo said harshly, making it clear to Krillin who the parents really were.

Krillin looked shocked, "Woah, that's the most unlikely one yet."

-- End Story --

"You see, even monks can be dumber then Kakarott sometimes." Vegeta said as he walked across the blank screen, "Stay tuned for our next episode, where we will be looking at an in-depth story about what happens when a Judge tries to sentence me to do community service. I have been your host, Vegeta no Ouji, see you later."

You sit up in your chair and watch as some random person tells you what is coming up next, "Stay tuned to see the brand new music video from the spice boys." you watch as they show a preview of the song.

You can see the band in the background singing (to the tune of 'I can see clearly now'.) , "I can see Krillin now, his brain is gone. I can see no hair on his head..." The news caster comes back on. "This song seems to have dug the spice boys out of their year long funk by putting them back at the top of the charts by beating out such hits as the 'You are my sunshine' duet sung by Piccolo and Gohan. Then there is the former top of the charts song 'The wheels on the bus go round and round' sung by Freeza and the jets."

You switch the T.V. off and get up off your lazy butt. You just remember that you have a Mr. Satan convention to go to and you need to go and attach your fake chin, and chest hair.

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