THIS IS MY FIRST PERCY JACKSON FANFIC SO IT MIGHT SUCK. TRY TO ENJOY!
How to Get Revenge with Somebody: Percy Jackson Style
written by: nanaerty
STEP I: First, start by getting him/her to Camp Half-Blood. Then, get them to go water skiing on Half-Blood Lake. Poseidon will throw a huge wave a him/her. He/She will almost drown and she/he will swim to the shore of Half-Blood Lake.
STEP 2: Hephaestus will then have a cage build from the finest and hardest steel ever found in the 9th Hangar. Hephaestus will then trap him/her in the cage. Hunters of Artemis will be guarding the cage with flaming arrows. Apollo will come and start saying horrible haikus and soon Athena will come and give him/her a complete fact overload. Whenever he/she screams "NO! BE QUIET!", a Hunter of Artemis will shoot him/her in the butt with a flaming arrow.
STEP 3: After getting shot 20 times, let him/her out of the cage. Then, Zeus will charr him/her by thowing a lightning bolt.
STEP 4: Then, Khoine (the goddess of snow, daughter of Boraus) will snow on him. Then, the god of wine, Dionysus, will start splashing him/her with 100 buckets full of wine.
THE END!
