Kung fu Driver?

Hey guys! Remember what I said about the dictionary? Well, my Mom bought me a dictionary so I can learn new words and stuff, and I'm playing a game called, 'Write about this!'. You open to a random page in the dictionary and pick a random word and write about it. Well, if I was an obnoxious person, this type of story would be every type of my stories! XD

Anyways hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Kung fu Panda? Cause' I don't!

Genre: Humor/friendship

Rating: K+

Character(s): Tigress and Crane

Language: English, of course!

My word: Driver

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It was a nice and slightly breezy day when the Jade Palace got a letter from The South China Driving Institute also known as TSCDI. It was the day Tigress had to renew her driver's license (A/N, Lol!). Although, the only problem was that she had to bring a friend to watch her. Unfortunately, Viper was going shopping for food, Po had to 'fulfill' his punishment, Monkey had to get an acupuncture, Mantis had to give an acupuncture, Shifu had to make sure that Po didn't cheat, and the only person available was Crane.

"Alright! You ready?" The driver's test administrator said, "Sort of..." Tigress said nervously. "All you need to do is...well, I think you might want to give your friend some space first...drive through the village and back here in one piece...understand?" "Yes, sir..." Tigress replied. "Okay, you may start when you're ready." Crane had crawled to the passenger seat next to Tigress, "What the heck do they keep back there!" Crane asked, "What do you mean?" she asked, "Never mind..." he replied.

Tigress was ready and started driving...so far so good.

"This is...awkward..." The two of them had made it through ½ of the test alright. The other half was...okay.

A pig lady walked near the test car and almost got run over, but Tigress and Crane? Not so much.

"Try to go smoother next time will ya'!" Crane exclaimed, "I'M SORRY! Sheesh!" "Don't you 'sheesh' me!" "I can 'sheesh' you if I want!" "Look who's being bossy today!" "What the-can you shut your a** off! I'm trying to drive!"

"I'm just telling you to shut your a** off! You, b****!" "Look who's talking about stupid sh** again!" "Shut your f***** mouth up!"

Of course all this rude talk had made Tigress lose concentration and the car went wild! Luckily Tigress looked where the car was going and speed-turned before they drove into a lake! "Is everybody okay!" Tigress said as she breathed heavily, "Even though, that the only passengers on board are you and me, I have to give you credit for that!" Crane exclaimed, Tigress smirked.

It was the end of the driver's test when Tigress had made it to the finish, which was a red flag marked,'Finish'.

"Okay...you did well, but what does your friend think?" "That's why I had to bring a friend?" "Yes...didn't you read the bottom of the letter in the mail?" he said as he pointed to the bottom of the letter. It clearly stated,'You must bring a friend to accompany you to be sure you pass the test.' "Um...Crane?" the administrator questioned him. '

Hmm...well...she did save your life!' the good conscience assured him. "But,she's your enemy! She called you an a**!' the bad conscience told him.

"Don't say bad things!" good conscience said dully.

"She...was a good driver!" Crane said confidently. "Very well said,"the administrator said, "As a reward, here's your license!" "Thank you SO much!" Tigress thanked him. Then he left.

"Why did you come through for me, when I had been so mean to you?" she asked, "Hey! That's what a true friend does!" he replied. "Frenemies?" "...frenemies." The locked 'pinkies'. "Ow!" "Just did that for fun!" she joked as they walked back to the Jade Palace.


Did you guys enjoy that? Comment if you did,cause' there will be MORE! :)