Everybody likes to be the very best, like no one ever was. Even for the autistic 25-year old boy, Satoru Tanaka! Who is ready to start his first Pokémon Journey!

" Bye, mom! I'm gonna start on my Pokémon Journey!" said Satoru as he wave good-bye to his mother, Celeste.

" Be careful, Satoru! There could be wild Pokémons out there! It would probably be best if you had a Pokémon with you!" said Celeste as she said good-bye to her son. When Satoru walked out of the door, he went to Oak's lab.

" Ah! Satoru Tanaka! You made it just in time! Your rival's being impatient and is giving me a headache." grumbled Oak as Satoru walked in. There, stand at the table, is Satoru's archrival, Martin Kanoha, aka Ichigo.

" ABOUT FRICKIN' TIME! I'm sick of waiting!" griped Ichigo. Satoru looks irritated.

" Hey, don't blame me just because I'm getting ready to start my Pokémon Journey. If you been a little patient, then I would arrive on time! Sigh For the love of Arceus..." grumbled Satoru. Ichigo turned his head away from Satoru.

" Whatever. Let's just pick our Pokémon!" grunted Ichigo. Satoru facepalmed.

" Fine, fine. Whatever." groaned Satoru. When Satoru went up to the table with Ichigo, Oak introduced the starters: Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. Satoru was first to pick. "Let's see...(If I remember right, I'd say Bulbasaur's the best starter! Why? 'Cause I frickin' love Bulbasaur!) Alright it's settled! I choose Bulbasaur!" Satoru said as he picked Bulbasaur. Ichigo chuckled.

" So that's it? You're gonna choose an ugly-ass frog Pokémon to be your starter? Laaame! Chuckles As for my starter, I choose Charmander! Because he's more badass than your ugly Bulbasaur!" Ichigo said as he picked Charmander. Satoru and his Bulbasaur looked annoyed. Professor Oak tried not to lose his cool to Ichigo.

" Now, Ichigo. Be nice. (I can't believe Ichigo's a flippin' a**hole.) Anyways, are you two gonna nickname your Pokémons?" Oak asked. Satoru nodded.

" Yep! I'm gonna named my Bulbasaur "Ed" because he's the coolest!" Satoru smiled. Ed likes that name!

" Well I'm gonna name my Charmander "Flames" because he can burn Pokémons into eternal hellfire!" Ichigo smiled. Flames also liked that name. Oak facepalmed and Satoru looked even more annoyed.

" Okay, if you say so, Ichigo. Anyways, I want you two to go catch all the Pokémons in the Kanto region. Not only that, but you two need to fight 8 gym leaders in order to go to the Indigo Plateau and fight the Elite 4 to become the Pokémon Champion!And not only that, but you two need to master Mega Evolution too! Get going, you two! This is a very important Pokémon Journey that you two will fulfill!" Oak said as he finished. They both agreed.

" Alright, Gramps! Leave it to me!" said Ichigo showing some confident. " Satoru, I hate to say this, but I don't need you. I'll fulfill my destiny to become the Pokémon Master! You, you'll be a Pokémon LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA!" Ichigo chuckled as he left Oak's lab with Flames. Satoru looked irritated.

" (You know, I am fed up with Ichigo's s**t! One day, he's gonna understand what being a Pokémon Master was all about!)" Satoru said in thought. Oak put his hand on Satoru's shoulder.

" I'm really sorry about my grandson, Satoru. Even I had to put up with his s**t." Oak said. Satoru smiled at Oak.

" That's alright. I guess your grandson can be a d**k sometimes." Satoru giggled. And so did Oak.

" Yeah, he is. Well, good luck on your Pokémon Journey! Oh! And one more thing: if you happen to see a VERY RARE Pokémon named Mew, catch it!" Oak winked at Satoru while giving him a thumbs up.

" I will!" Satoru winked and give Oak a thumbs up. So Satoru set off to catch some Pokémon and battle the first gym: Pewter City Gym!

TO BE CONTINUED...