Long ago on a small blue planet called Earth there lived a young Robin-man who lived in a T. He had many friends. He was very smart and very brave. And although he never thought much of it he was also very intriguing. His life was very secretive, until one day Ding Dong Daddy perched upon his hot rod stole Robin's briefcase.
Robin was highly alarmed, for this was no ordinary briefcase. This briefcase was 100% titanium alloy, bullet proof, fire proof, blast proof, with a cryptic lock and it sported a Robin's personal insignia on the side. Robin's friends were all alight with curiosity as to what was inside it, none more so than Beast Boy. The little green man first believed that inside nestled a secret ninja training manual. His then thought that it could be a diary or embarrassing baby pictures. However Beast Boy was not the one to win the race and receive the briefcase as the prize. That was Robin himself. The Robin-man decided to share the contents of the briefcase with his friends. As his friends crowded around the briefcase each had their own idea as to its contents.
The beautiful alien girl believed that she knew what the briefcase contained. She believed that it contained a ring destined for her. She believed that the marriage customs upon this strange blue planet; involved the offering of a ring. The alien girl believed that Robin would bestow upon her this gift and that she and all their friends would rejoice in overflowing happiness.
The blue cloaked girl Raven's thoughts were not of happiness. Her thoughts turned to her father Trigon the Terrible. She was certain that Robin's true father was not a demon lord from another dimension; however he did not have to be a demon to be evil. She feared for her friend Robin and whatever his secret might be.
The Cyborg man did not fear much for the contents of the briefcase. This may have been, because his thoughts were all consuming. He was planning the new construction o the T-car. The new model would not be defeated by a chubby old man in a hot rod! He did have some thoughts as to the contents of the briefcase. The briefcase could contain secrets as to Robin's identity. Perhaps a family picture from before he became Robin.
Robin's briefcase's contents were an all consuming thought for Beast Boy. He did not truly believe that any of his ideas were right, but that did not stop him thinking them up. His mind spun from images of Robin embarrassingly stuck in a tree, being caught in a prank by the Joker; his face full of whipped cream and pie, designs for a new utility belt, a secret manual of Robinness and maybe even the record of the training session where Beast Boy was certain that he defeated Robin.
So the ever-so-secretive Robin slowly opened the case to reveal its contents to his closest friends...
