Chapter One - A Killer Girlfriend's Dream
Disclaimer - I don't own anything except my action figures and my dreams .
Galadrisfedoraconversa and her boyfriend , Legolas , were strolling through the forest . It was a beautiful day , the sun was shinning , the birds were singing , and the couple was holding hands like cute couples do. As they were walking , an ugly hag passed by them slowly .
She screamed loudly , dragging her stick through the dirt . Actually , it wasn't a scream , but her throat clearing sounded much the same . She laughed at them , a laugh that could have belonged to a Nazgul , and began to speak with her high pitched , raspy voice .
"You two better leave this forest , or you will be in grave danger !"
She then proceeded to vanish , leaving Galadrisfedoraconversa to stare at her boyfriend with squinted eyes . Galadrisfedoraconversa then proceeded to slap her boyfriend . She felt no remorse , however , for she realized it was just a dream . She could do whatever she wanted .
"I knew I shouldn't have dated you ! This happens to all of the Mary Sues you date ! This is probably some dream about my angst filled past , or vision about our future ."
Legolas looked up at her with the expression of an abused puppy . There was nothing intelligent he could muster, since he was in someone's dream , so his mouth repeated his brain's defense phrases .
"I would die for you !"
Unfortunately for his dream self , he did . A bolt of lightening coincedently struck him down in the chest and he died . It was tragic , but Galadrisfedoraconversa just smiled .
" Ha ha ha ! He thought I was a Mary Sue just because I like puppies and I have nice hair like him ! I'm actually a serial killer with magical powers ! Ha !"
She danced around the forest like Tom Bombadil , and was as happy as Bob Ross painting . Legolas was scandalized in his grave and appeared , with his bow slung over his shoulder .
"Lego...you're...you ."
Everything went black .
Galadrisfedoraconversa woke up . She had just had a dream that she was a serial killer and that her boyfriend died . It was rather confusing . She looked over to Legolas , and smiled . She really was a sweet Mary Sue . Or was she ?
As she opened a package of Lembas bread , there was an evil glint in her eye . Legolas was too easy to trick .
