Bleach Crack Vol. 2

It's All About The Bread

-In the living quarters of the sixth division-

Miru: There's no more bread. . . This sucks.

Renji: Well. . . If the world didn't suck, we all would just fall off.

Miru: . . . You know. . . That's true.

Renji: See? I told you I am smart.

Miru: So. . . Does that mean that the world is one giant vacuum cleaner?

Renji: . . . No. . . Why do you always do that, Miru?

Miru: Do what?

Renji: That. . .

Miru: Breathe?

Renji: No. . .

Miru: Blink?

Renji: No!

Miru: Speak?

Renji: NO!

Miru: Make it sound like you are a complete and total fool with a very massive lack of intelligence and knowledge?

Renji: . . . Yeah, something like that.

-Byakuya walks in-

Renji: Good morning Captain Kuchiki.

Byakuya: Hello Miru. How are you doing today?

Miru: Hello Captain Byakuya, I'm doing alright. And yourself?

Renji: But. . . What about me?

Byakuya: I just came to see if I could find some bread. I ran out.

Miru: None here. . . Sorry.

Renji: HEY! I'm here you know!!

Byakuya: Would you like to come to the store with me, Miru?

Miru: Of course I would, Byakuya.

Renji: . . . But. . . What happened to me?

Miru: Later Renji!

-Miru and Byakuya leave-

Renji: What the hell?!