Bleach Crack Vol. 2
It's All About The Bread
-In the living quarters of the sixth division-
Miru: There's no more bread. . . This sucks.
Renji: Well. . . If the world didn't suck, we all would just fall off.
Miru: . . . You know. . . That's true.
Renji: See? I told you I am smart.
Miru: So. . . Does that mean that the world is one giant vacuum cleaner?
Renji: . . . No. . . Why do you always do that, Miru?
Miru: Do what?
Renji: That. . .
Miru: Breathe?
Renji: No. . .
Miru: Blink?
Renji: No!
Miru: Speak?
Renji: NO!
Miru: Make it sound like you are a complete and total fool with a very massive lack of intelligence and knowledge?
Renji: . . . Yeah, something like that.
-Byakuya walks in-
Renji: Good morning Captain Kuchiki.
Byakuya: Hello Miru. How are you doing today?
Miru: Hello Captain Byakuya, I'm doing alright. And yourself?
Renji: But. . . What about me?
Byakuya: I just came to see if I could find some bread. I ran out.
Miru: None here. . . Sorry.
Renji: HEY! I'm here you know!!
Byakuya: Would you like to come to the store with me, Miru?
Miru: Of course I would, Byakuya.
Renji: . . . But. . . What happened to me?
Miru: Later Renji!
-Miru and Byakuya leave-
Renji: What the hell?!
