Kyuubi Dork: Hey everyone, sorry I've kept you waiting this long for another story. So here is a gift from yours truly… Me.
Enjoy… WTF!!! TOBI GET OUT OF THE F***ING COOKIE JAR!!!!
Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy!
10 WAYS TO DIE…
IN KONOHA
1. Fantasize about SasuNaru, because that is just sick and wrong.
2. Become a citizen of Konoha by the name of Sasuke, for Sakura and Ino will glump you to death.
3. Show off your brand new red and black bathrobe.
4. Prescribe Naruto Ritalin, you have now ruin the show and is about commit suicide because of it.
5. Challenge Gaara to a game of Dance Dance Revolution.
6. Have a three way ramen eating contest with Naruto and Choji.
7. Make the Anbu actually do something useful. OH MY!!!
8. Let Jiraiya hold your wallet while you go to the little ninja's room.
9. Give Sasuke the new Linkin Park CD which actually contains Disney's Greatest Hits album. Saskue dies. Sakura and Ino will kill you while you sleep.
10. Don't give Tobi a cookie when he is a good boy.
