So Lilith Nocturn and I were chatting together about how Severus Snape, amongst others, would react if they saw how we wrote them

So Lilith Nocturn and I were chatting together about how Severus Snape, amongst others, would react if they saw how we wrote them. She got so tickled by the conversation that she went and wrote a one shot of what she imagined (which I fully suggest you go read) and then urged me to go write my own version of the situation. Seeing as this sounded like a good idea, and that it would amuse my friend, I agreed. So this goes out to my Grasshopper.

I don't own Severus Snape, unfortunately, at least not until I finish the custody battle with J.K.R.

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Amanda sipped on her third glass of pepsi as she worked on her update. She was having trouble writing a scene between her original character and Severus Snape when she heard a familiar voice say next to her, "Amanda! Must you do that?"

She jumped a little then huffed at him, "Do what?"

He glared at her, "You know perfectly well what you annoying hag."

Amanda just smiled and laughed, "Sorry, but at least I'm not making you into some kind of sissy boy. And I think it's good for people to see that you're not a complete, heartless bastard. Don't you agree?"

He snorted, "I certainly do not! You'll ruin my reputation."

"Well, maybe it should be ruined a little." She smirked.

He growled, and leaned over her laptop, "What exactly is that little star?"

"My bookmarks," She explained.

He turned the computer towards her and began to click on the star.

Amanda blinked, "What are you doing?"

"Just making sure that you haven't any plans on having me cross dress," He said blandly.

She glared, "I wouldn't do that, and you know it!"

Severus went pale as he opened one of the sites on her list.

Amanda rolled her eyes, "Honestly, after all those years of teaching I would think you'd know better than to go through a young person's private things."

"How dare you claim to be my friend and yet read this filth that these muggle twits have written about me? This is the most slanderous, audacious, horrid…!"

Amanda batted her eyes, "Well, I always prefer you to be the seme, at least."

And as Severus commenced yelling at her Amanda sighed and finished up her update thinking, "You're lucky I love you, you annoying bastard."