Bleach Crack Vol. 3

Dreams. . . Oh So Real

-In the world of the living-

Ichigo: -watching Don Kanonji- on TV I can't stand that guy. . .

Miru: Then sit down Ichigo!

Ichigo: -quickly turns around- Don't scare me like that! How the hell did you get in here Miru?!

Miru: The door. . . -points at the door-

Ichigo: Of course. . . I should have known you just let yourself in.

Hitsugaya: -standing in Ichigo's bedroom doorway- Ichigo! I am going to freeze your kid sister!

Karin: Oh come on Toshiro. . . It's not that bad.

Hitsugaya: It's Captain Hitsugaya you stupid child!

Miru: Wow. . . -trying not to laugh-

Hitsugaya: -glares toward Karin and Shira- What the hell is so funny, Miru?

Miru: -starts laughing like crazy- Karin is taller than you! -points and laughs-

Kenpachi: Ichigo! Get your ass down here so I can fight you!! -at the bottom of the stairs-

Ichigo: Who let that psycho out?! -sigh-

Komamura: Curse this evil micro doorway. . . -sigh-

Shuhei: -trying to push Komamura through- Captain Komamura. . . You won't fit. . .

Renji: Roar Zabimaru! -on Ichigo's roof-

Ichigo: What the hell is going on here?!

Miru: -shrug- Reunion?

Uryu: Ichigo, I shall kill you! -walks past his door-

Ichigo: -angry sigh- EVERYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! -covers his head with a blanket-

Yuzu: Ichigo! Wake up! -shaking his shoulder-

Ichigo: -sits up- It was just a dream?

Yuzu: Huh? Ichigo are you alright?

Ichigo: Yeah Yuzu. I'm fine. . . Thanks.

Miru: -standing outside Ichigo's bedroom door- Come on Ichigo! You are gonna be late for school!

Ichigo: Miru? Oh darn. . . That's right!

Miru: -laughs with an evil accomplished grin-