Day one of impending hell at CDS/Pharmacy(Costumer Death Service), we find our beloved InuYasha cast stuck in hell of customer service. InuYasha opens the pharmacy at ten am on Sunday morning, awaiting his employees. Sesshomaru, always on time as usual, has been sitting in the waiting area since ten o clock last night.
"Sesshomaru did you go home and sleep last night?" InuYasha asked him as he drank his dunkin doughnuts coffee.
"No," Sesshomaru replied, storing his coat into one of the cabinets. "Isn't this a 24 hour CDS?"
"The store is 24 hours not the pharmacy," replied InuYasha stuffing his face with a cinnamon raisin bagel.
"Dammit then why did Naraku make me stay here last night!" Sesshomaru roared as he pulled out Toukijin and ran down the baby care aisle 12.
"Was that Sesshomaru running down baby care," asked Koga as he and Jaken started to clock in on the registers.
"Your late," InuYasha said as he went over to drop off to help and elderly gentleman.
"Hey I don't see Shippo here yet," Koga muttered as he put on his white, amoxicillin stained lab coat. "So we aren't that late."
"Hey InuYasha sorry I'm late," Shippo said cheerfully as he entered the Pharmacy.
"Not surprise, now get to work," InuYasha grumbled as he walked away from drop off "Two hundred brand Percocet 5/325. What are we the candy shop!"
"That and its birth control day!" Koga sang as he walked towards birth control, black baskets in hand. Sesshomaru chose to return that minuet.
"Wouldn't you know that asshole left two hours ago!" Sesshomaru growled taking his place in front of the cash register. "After he made me alphabetize the candy in front of the counter, dust the glucose meters, and re face the vitamins. Do you think he would give me a raise."
"Milord would you like me to smite him with my staff of the two heads," Jaken asked from behind the production counter.
"That might be a lovely image watching Naraku trying to out run you," Sesshomaru replied sarcastically. "However, you may be distracted by the cookies in aisle 14. Besides this Sesshomaru will pay him back on his own time."
The next hour was spent dealing with costumers, counting out drugs, mostly control pain medication plus a few anti depressants, and a shit load of birth control. Then a rumbling of stomach was heard.
"Shippo we have only been here an hour," InuYasha groaned.
"I can't help it," Shippo whined. "I'm a growing boy."
"I could go for Chinese," Koga replied.
"No food until my queue is clear!" InuYasha roared, as he wiped the bagel crumbs from his face.
"Who died and made you boss!" Sesshomaru snapped back.
"Who ever the pharmacist before me duh," InuYasha replied. "I think his name was Totosai, he had a cow."
"Are you sure we are related," Sesshomaru growled.
"That's it I need a smoke break," InuYasha sighed, and headed out the back door to go smoke by the loading dock. "Don't burn the pharmacy while I'm out there."
"Jaken you bring the gas can?" Koga asked.
"I would never destroy the place I work," Jaken squeaked. "It is totally unreasonable!"
"But I would," Sesshomaru replied, as he turned to help a little old lady at the drive thru.
"That's it!" Shippo cried, as he grabbed his wallet. "I need food. I'll be a t the pretzel place next store."
"What do you mean they don't make an ibuprofen 600 over the counter!" the lady in drive squawked, while spitting small balls of denture cream at Sesshomaru.
"Mama that strength is prescription only," Sesshomaru replied trying to remain calm, his right eye twitching.
"Well then write me a prescription for it!" she squawked.
"Mama I'm not a doctor therefore I can not write a prescription for you," Sesshomaru hissed through his gritted teeth, as he reached inside to grip Toukijin. "Besides I don't think you are in real pain."
"Well get a real job!" the lady screamed and threw her dentures at Sesshomaru.
"That's it!" Sesshomaru growled as he went out the drive thru window.
"Jaken it's your turn to clean up the blood splatter and I'll go get InuYasha," Koga sighed, heading out the back door to see InuYasha sitting on a crate smoking. Poking his head out the door, Koga speaks to InuYasha. "Wintergreens is on line 2 for a copy. Also your brother killed another costumer in drive thru."
"Oh great," InuYasha sighed., as he put out his cigarettes. "I'm glad I won't be in tomorrow once Princess Kaguya gets a hold of that tape."
"Damn you," Koga sighed, as they headed back into the pharmacy to see Sesshomaru washing his hands in the sink, Jaken cleaning the blood off the drive, and Shippo eating a pretzel dog.
"Go store supply some air fresheners," InuYasha ordered Koga as he headed towards the phone. "I can't stand the smell of acid melted."
"Sure," Koga replied leaving the pharmacy.
"Pharmacist," InuYasha said as he sat down on his chair. "Do you have the prescription number?"
"Hey mutt face cherry blossom or pine forest?" Koga scream from a couple aisles away.
"I'm on the phone," InuYasha hissed back, covering the receiver with his hand.
"Cherry blossom it is!" Koga replied coming back into the pharmacy. The day slows down and four o clock comes, well more like 3:50 and Shippo runs out the door.
"Hey I still have ten minuets on you!" InuYasha growled.
"It's 4ish, and we are just sitting around," Shippo said cheerfully as she continued to clock out. "Besides I'm seeing my Kimmie tonight! So bye guys!"
"Shippo! SHIPPO!" InuYasha called after him. "That brat!"
"Where Shippo go?" Sesshomaru asked as he came back from the bathroom.
"Said it was close enough to four and left," replied Koga who was looking at this week's sale ad.
"Figures," Sesshomaru said as he walked towards the fridge and hit's the low hanging pick up sign. "Ow, who moved that sign down again!"
"Naraku," InuYasha replied as he paid his bills, making Jaken lick the stamps and envelopes.
"That's it," Sesshomaru growled as he picked up the phone to page. "This is you Lord and Master Sesshomaru! Manager get you ass to pharmacy NOW!" InuYasha sent him a look of displeasure. "I apologies to all costumers who heard that, now please leave. Now!"
"Sesshomaru," Kagura screamed as she walked down the aisle towards the pharmacy. "What did I tell you about your pages!"
"I don't remember because I just whacked my head on the sign!" Sesshomaru lashed back. "This is workman's comp, and I want brand Percocet! My brain is scrambled! Brain damage! It's probly irreversible too! My brain is bleeding! Kill me!!!
"If anyone is brain damage here it's me!" Koga screamed. "Stop using my excuse I use to make Miroku stop talking to me! Cheater!"
"Okay so then what do I have then," Sesshomaru asked, crossing his arms.
"That disease where you scream out random things," Koga replied flipping the ad page. "Oh look Paper towels are on sale. It would explain you rude page."
"Works for me," Sesshomaru replied. "Now pass me one of those work man's comp form bitch fucker. Dammit. Asshole. Motherfucker."
"Enough!" Kagura screeched. "I only have an hour left with you dicks. Now behave!"
The next hour went by uneventful. Jaken snuck out half an hour early, and Sesshomaru and Koga ran from the store as 6pm hit. InuYasha sighed as he waited for Kagura to come and collect the cash drawer. Just another Sunday at CDS/Pharmacy.
