I was just heading on home from the library, riding my bike. I turned right and was heading out into the street when WAM! I got hit by another biker. I hit my head on the ground, and everything went black from there.
I woke up hearing these loud and somewhat annoying voices. "She looks so… strange! Where did you find her, Naruto-kun?"
"Eh, she was just lying in front of the gate outside town. It looks like she hit her head pretty hard…"
"Hey! Leave the diagnosis to the medical ninja."
Hearing that, I just had to open my eyes. Although it's not lady-like, my mouth would not shut. What the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell- I immediately tried to jump out of bed, only to be pushed back down by… "Tsunade?!" What the hell what the hell what the hell what the-
The fact that I knew her name made everyone look at me. When I saw who else was in the room, I knew I had officially become insane. "Kakashi… Naruto… Sakura…" Seeing that I knew their names too, their faces became ones of utter confusion. "I have to get the hell out of here!"
I jumped out of my bed (narrowly avoiding Tsunade's strangle-hold), and almost made it out the door when Sakura grabbed my arm. "Hey, you've got a serious head injury! No going anywhere."
Her hair really is pink! And… I looked at each one, studying them. They too studied me, as if I was a scared, dangerous animal. I couldn't take it anymore- I had to know if they were real! I poked each one in the shoulder. "You're seriously- and I'm- but-" I let out a silent moan. I am insane! "How did this happen??"
Tsunade walked over to me, looking at me with a piercing gaze. "Who are you? How do you know us? Are you a rogue ninja?"
That question forced me to laugh like a deranged psycho. Needless to say, the others began to watch me even more warily. "Ninja! You've got to be kidding me. I am so screwed…"
Kakashi stepped between me and the others, a threatening glint in his eye. "Answer the question."
Damn. He's scary! No more ridiculous fan-girl shit for me… Still afraid, I spat out my name as quickly as possible. "Meredith Leyden! I don't know anything about being a ninja! Well, I do know what words to say, and the hand motions, but that's just because I was a nerd in love with Naruto!" Seeing Naruto back off, totally scared, I cursed. "Not you, idiot, the manga! The show!" They were definitely looking at me like I was a nutcase. "Gah! Screw it all. Look, all you need to know is that I'm not a ninja. I'm just a teenager!"
Sakura stepped forward, somewhat sympathetic. "Look. You're obviously overexerting yourself… and you still have to be looked at. Clearly, something is wrong with you if you're in love with Naruto…" She started laughing as his face flushed red. Turning to me, she began to lead me to the bed like a kid and laid me down. "Just rest a little bit. We'll be back later."
How the hell am I supposed to rest when I'm stuck in this FICTIONAL place? How am I going to get home? The rest of them walked out, debating over who should watch me first, and what they would do about me.
