The Real Chibi Chibi
By QuistisChick
*This is a parody of the song "The Real Slim Shadie" by Eminem. It's chorus is abour Chibi Chibi, but the rest is just all about Sailor Moon in general! Anything offensive or mean to the characters is ALL IN FUN! Okies? I love all the SM peoples =D Oh, I do some VERY heavy Dub bashing, just so you know. It's what the song is about.*
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here . . .
Y'all act like you never heard Japanese before
Jaws all on the floor like Chibi-Usa, she's never been called Mini Moon before
What's wrong with the Starlights coming through the door?
It's the invasion of the . . . "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
We didn't get stuck with that awful DiC again, did we?"
And Galaxia said . . . nothing you idiots!
She ain't been dubbed yet, she's down in DiC's basement! (Oh no!)
Censors love Sailor Moon, (chigga chigga chigga) "Usagi? I won't alow that! Let's change it to Serena, and Makoto to you-know-what,
Change Mamoru to you-know-who," "Yeah! The name Darien's cute though!"
Yeah, they probably got a couple of screws up in their heads loose
But no worse than what's going on in Haruka's bedroom
Oh wait, they changed them to cousins, lesbian's just can't
Appear in the USA, cause you can't let them cut loose
"Edit out those chicks! Edit out those chicks!"
And if we're lucky we just might get a little glimpse
Of Seiya and Yaten, but what about the kids
They can't know what a *supposed* "transvestite" is
Of course they're gonna know what a "trans" by the time they hit 4th grade
They got HBO and older sibilings, don't they?
They're just regular people, not like some wierd cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes (slurp!)
But if we can see them transform, that's borderline naked you know
Then there's no reason why Haruka and Michiru can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I wish there was an antidote
But till then women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
She's Chibi Chibi, yes she's the real Chibi
All these Mini-Mini's are just imitating
So won't the real Chibi Chibi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Andy Heyward gets to chop up great songs to sell his records,
But Tetsuya Komoro doesn't, so kudos to him and Naoko too!
You think we care if we don't see?
Well we do, and we want the Starlights, all three
"But wait, what if we did, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so we can see guys transform into girls, we get that here
It's called any show airing on HBO, or the lyrics we hear
Anytime we listen to Kid Rock with our ears
It's like everyone in America has a weird curse
That let's every other country get the episodes first
At least they're dubbing them for our TV
"Yeah, but Michiru had a boyfrind, his name was Brad, tee hee!"
We can download "Ai No Senshi" on MP3
And listen to it anytime for free (Ha!)
I'm sick of Sailor Moon's voice actress all you do is annoy me
Where's Terry Hawks? Can't wait for her to do it for you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who want to see the Animates, and all that stuff, just like me
38 new episodes ain't enough for me to see
But I'll still watch everyday on Toonami!
Choruse Repeat
After school everyday first thing we all do
Run inside and set the VCR in our living room
To tape Sailor Moon, just can't miss it
Or we'd all go crazy, at least 'till Tenchi Muyo comes on
It's always reruns when we go and sit
In front of the TV, but we got some new ones, just a bit
Better than nothing like what used to be out there, man
Then people wonder why we grab up the manga's like valioms
What's funny, everybody watches even when they're thirty
Just to see Minako run around flirting
And then the Witches 5 starts lurking
And none of their plans can even start working
She kicks their butts then goes back to flirting
Did you know they sell Sailor Moon gumball machine rings?
Of course not, 'cause the merchandise isn't circling
'Cause a bunch of executives don't give a - nyuk!
Buy Lunarock and turn the volume up
To hear Moonlight Densetsu, not all edited up
So will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
And put on meatball on each side up?
And we're proud to be otaku's, outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus
Dah dah!
Guess there's a little Chibi Chibi in all of us ^-^:*
Oh heck, let's all stand up!
*Okies, it doesn't fit the lyrics 100% if you do actually try to sing it, I just thought it was better to read it. BTW, Andy Heyward writes to American Sailor Moon songs, and Tetsuya Komoro does the Japanese ones ^-^*
By QuistisChick
*This is a parody of the song "The Real Slim Shadie" by Eminem. It's chorus is abour Chibi Chibi, but the rest is just all about Sailor Moon in general! Anything offensive or mean to the characters is ALL IN FUN! Okies? I love all the SM peoples =D Oh, I do some VERY heavy Dub bashing, just so you know. It's what the song is about.*
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here . . .
Y'all act like you never heard Japanese before
Jaws all on the floor like Chibi-Usa, she's never been called Mini Moon before
What's wrong with the Starlights coming through the door?
It's the invasion of the . . . "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
We didn't get stuck with that awful DiC again, did we?"
And Galaxia said . . . nothing you idiots!
She ain't been dubbed yet, she's down in DiC's basement! (Oh no!)
Censors love Sailor Moon, (chigga chigga chigga) "Usagi? I won't alow that! Let's change it to Serena, and Makoto to you-know-what,
Change Mamoru to you-know-who," "Yeah! The name Darien's cute though!"
Yeah, they probably got a couple of screws up in their heads loose
But no worse than what's going on in Haruka's bedroom
Oh wait, they changed them to cousins, lesbian's just can't
Appear in the USA, cause you can't let them cut loose
"Edit out those chicks! Edit out those chicks!"
And if we're lucky we just might get a little glimpse
Of Seiya and Yaten, but what about the kids
They can't know what a *supposed* "transvestite" is
Of course they're gonna know what a "trans" by the time they hit 4th grade
They got HBO and older sibilings, don't they?
They're just regular people, not like some wierd cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes (slurp!)
But if we can see them transform, that's borderline naked you know
Then there's no reason why Haruka and Michiru can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I wish there was an antidote
But till then women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
She's Chibi Chibi, yes she's the real Chibi
All these Mini-Mini's are just imitating
So won't the real Chibi Chibi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Andy Heyward gets to chop up great songs to sell his records,
But Tetsuya Komoro doesn't, so kudos to him and Naoko too!
You think we care if we don't see?
Well we do, and we want the Starlights, all three
"But wait, what if we did, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so we can see guys transform into girls, we get that here
It's called any show airing on HBO, or the lyrics we hear
Anytime we listen to Kid Rock with our ears
It's like everyone in America has a weird curse
That let's every other country get the episodes first
At least they're dubbing them for our TV
"Yeah, but Michiru had a boyfrind, his name was Brad, tee hee!"
We can download "Ai No Senshi" on MP3
And listen to it anytime for free (Ha!)
I'm sick of Sailor Moon's voice actress all you do is annoy me
Where's Terry Hawks? Can't wait for her to do it for you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who want to see the Animates, and all that stuff, just like me
38 new episodes ain't enough for me to see
But I'll still watch everyday on Toonami!
Choruse Repeat
After school everyday first thing we all do
Run inside and set the VCR in our living room
To tape Sailor Moon, just can't miss it
Or we'd all go crazy, at least 'till Tenchi Muyo comes on
It's always reruns when we go and sit
In front of the TV, but we got some new ones, just a bit
Better than nothing like what used to be out there, man
Then people wonder why we grab up the manga's like valioms
What's funny, everybody watches even when they're thirty
Just to see Minako run around flirting
And then the Witches 5 starts lurking
And none of their plans can even start working
She kicks their butts then goes back to flirting
Did you know they sell Sailor Moon gumball machine rings?
Of course not, 'cause the merchandise isn't circling
'Cause a bunch of executives don't give a - nyuk!
Buy Lunarock and turn the volume up
To hear Moonlight Densetsu, not all edited up
So will the real Chibi Chibi please stand up?
And put on meatball on each side up?
And we're proud to be otaku's, outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus
Dah dah!
Guess there's a little Chibi Chibi in all of us ^-^:*
Oh heck, let's all stand up!
*Okies, it doesn't fit the lyrics 100% if you do actually try to sing it, I just thought it was better to read it. BTW, Andy Heyward writes to American Sailor Moon songs, and Tetsuya Komoro does the Japanese ones ^-^*
