Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: Rules
Summary: Kenny has some fun regarding his two best friends. I don't think that really qualifies as Slash or Style.
Warnings: Yaoi Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC
Couple: I don't think that really qualifies as Slash or Style.
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: Nothing
Comments: Really, this is just some friends having fun by screwing with each other, there is nothing really 'gay' about it in my mind.
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Rules
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"Hey-oh guys!" Kenny ran up to the two chatting in the hallway and latched onto the Red-head. "Whatcha doing, ya fairies?"
Kyle made a small noise, leaning forward. "Ah!"
Chuckling, Stan replied. "Nothing much."
Wiggling, Kyle freed himself to stand next to the brunette. "You're calling us fairies?"
Kenny brushed off the comment and waved a hand in the air. "Close your eyes, you two, I have a surprise."
Both sent him a skeptic look but, complied none-the-less.
Grinning widely, Kenny dug through his pocket and pulled something out, then held it out above the other's heads.
"Okay, open them and look up."
Stan opened his first and stared up disbelievingly. "Dude."
Kyle followed and tried to back away, just to hit a locker. "You little bastard."
"You know the rules." Kenny took a small step forward. "Do it."
"Dude, what?" Kyle looked down at the blonde.
". . . . Fine." Laughing again, Stan turned to Kyle. "Cummon, it is the rules."
Mouth dropping open for a second, Kyle pointed to Stan. "You two," Shifting, he pointed to Kenny. "You're both working together. Well, you won't get a rise out of me. I'm just going to-"
Stan covered Kyle's mouth with his own in a small, playful kiss.
Kenny burst out laughing, falling back and hitting a few people while Stan went limp against the lockers, laughter also overtaking him.
Kyle stumbled back, face ablaze, and fell onto his ass. "Sonava!" Wiping at his mouth Kyle glared. "Ugh! You guys suck!"
Kenny winked, "You wish I did."
Stan, how had just controlled himself, feel into another fit, despite the statement not being all that funny.
"God, I hate you guys." Kyle growled, blatantly ignoring the fact that he sounded eerily like Cartman, before turning and storming off.
"Aww," Stan called after the Jew. "But that the rules of Mistletoe!"
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That was stupid and not Slash. D
What's wrong with me! I want slash!
Will ANYone write me KevinKenny? (Kevin as in his brother, not the asian)
For the love of Kyle?
Please?
I'll love yew FOREVAH.
And do yew a favour 'er sumpin.
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