Tifa walked up to her room, threw herself on her bed and began to wach t.v. Tifa's thoughts:Well, Denzel is all cured and Cloud isn't depressed anymore. And Sephiroth is dead (again)
So I have nothin to do now but be the most lazy person ever!
Cloud opens a gift. Cloud: "OMG! OMG, OMG! My barbie collection! Thanks Vincent!" Cloud's thoughts:Hm... HOLY CRAP I WASN'T DEPRESSED JUST THAT SECOND! Something is wrong with me.
Every time I look at my barbies I'm all cheerful. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I must never look at an of my barbies again. I must always get more depressed when some one trys to cheer me up!
Cloud: "Goodbye my dear barbies, goodbye!" Starts to cry
Some time later:
Tifa''s thought's:"Well, I would go to the amusment park if I wasn't so lazy. Well, Cloud was just being an idiot cry babie. But If I try to cheer him up, he'll just get more depressed. HOLY COW I
CAN READ PEOPLES THOUGHT'S! Wait, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Tifa knock's on Cloud's bedroom door. Cloud:"Sniff... snuffle... sob... go away!" Tifa kick's the door down anyway. "CLOUD WE'RE GOING TO THE AMUSMENT PARK!
Oh, and stop saying sob, and sniff and blah blah blah blah. You know, a few moments ago I was really lazy... NOW I"M REALLY HIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tifa jumps up and down really
fast. So they go to the amusment park. On one ride, Tifa was having the time of her life well Cloud... well he was just staring blankley at her and then gave a look that say's... Your an idiot.
Tifa: "Okay, now I'm tired again let's go home."
At home:
Tifa screams: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!! YOUR NOT STEALING ANYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!!!!" Denzel:"Tifa, it's me Denzel. I just get a tatoo and die my hair black and everyone freaks out!
Okay, enough of Tifa now for Cloud!
Cloud: "Well, since I have no barbies in my life to enjoy. Well, hmmm, maybe I should just play with them once..." (An hour later.) Cloud:WAHOOOO! I LOVE MY BARBIES"
Cloud seems to enjoy being cheerful so he goes to Tifa and yells in her face that he loves her and she doesn't really care and this is soooo random but whatever. Reno steps in.
Reno: "I LIKE PUPPIES! Whoa, Tifa when have you been so lazy, maybe you should consider drinking Slim-Fast!" Reno throws a Slim-Fast at her. Tifa: "But I'm not fat!" Tifa looks
in mear and sees her true appearence. Tifa began to cry and chugged the Slim-Fast. Reno: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" A minute later. Tifa looks in mear and sighs in relief
that she's skinny again.
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Author's notes: WHOA! That was just wierd.
