Sarah : Okay, i'm sarah, the writer of this story as well as the sarah in this story. I am not the Sarah from labyrinth though am often reminded that she and I share a name.

Reeney : Fucker.

Sarah : Shut up please.

Reeney : Hell no.

Lyn : Dude put the writers comment at the bottom of the story, we've gotta get this story rolling!

Juhux : Sarah wishes she owned Labyrinth and Yugioh but both were probably made before she was born so tough luck for her.

Sarah : Suddenly a giant beam fell on Juhux's head, rendering her temporarily unconscious.

Juhux : -eyes wide- Oh fu-of course she was was cut off by the giant beam-

Lyn : -kicks Juhux's unconscious body- What have we learned?

Reeney : We'll find out when Uncle wakes up.

Juhux : Amenamaflah.

Sarah : Precisely.

"Watch where you're going!!" Juhux snapped grabbing Sarah's wrist. The writer had of course almost walked straight through a pile of broken glass that lay spilled across the living room floor. Reeney and Lyn had been playing a game of baseball with the millennium puzzle. That kind of ended when they broke something fragile and delicate, a large antique glass vase.

The vase was one of Bakura's prized possessions, so of course they felt just a bit guilty. As was custom for Reeney the first solution to pop into her mind was to get Uncle Juhux to fix it with magic. Which was why the glass, Reeney, Lyn, and Juhux all sat on the living room floor. Sarah however, had just been walking through the house as she sometimes did when she had writers block. Looking at random items and scribbling on a notepad.

She didn't really pay attention to her surroundings, which as how she got most of the injuries and scars that covered her body from head to toe. It was sort of a curse, or maybe she was just unlucky. Strangely enough, after Juhux managed to stop the bleeding, or get her to a hospital, she was able to write again. Writers block be damned. Of course Juhux would refuse to speak to her for days, saying that her air-headed counter part was to stupid for her own good.

Reeney thought it was fucking hilarious, Lyn thought it was funny, kinda annoying, and really dangerous. It was a cycle for them, and a dangerous one, and it happened at least once a month. Juhux was getting really fucking sick of it.

"Damnit Sarah!!" She snapped forgoing the usual respectful term of creator she normally used with the shorter blonde. "Do you just not see anything that goes on around you?!"

Sarah blinked looking from Juhux to the pile of glass in front of her with wide shocked eyes. " Why on earth did you put glass in front of me?" She asked. "Are you trying to give me a puncture wound?"

Lyn snorted flicking a piece of glass. "Yeah Sarah. That's exactly what we're trying to do."

"No, we're not." Reeney objected. " We were playing ball and-"

The brunette groaned putting a hand over Reeney's mouth. " Rea, it seems the concept of sarcasm still eludes you." Then suddenly Lyn pulled back her hand looking throughly disgusted, she stared at the wet liquid trailing acorss her palm in horror. Reeney had licked her. " Why the friggin crud did ya do that ya idgit?!"

Reeney snickered. "Pussy. Put it in front of my face and you can expect that imma lick it...or bite it." She nodded. "Yeah most likely bite it."

Lyn moaned disgustedly rubbing the saliva covered appendage on Reeney's shirt sleeve. "Eeeewwww."

Juhux growled snapping her fingers in front of the arguing pairs faces. "Focus please!"

The girls blinked at each other then Reeney turned to Juhux and stuck her tongue out childishly. " Fuck no."

The young thief sneered turning back to Sarah who (one handed might I add Juhux was still holding her wrist) was writing something down on her notepad again, amazingly enough managing to write with the pencil in her mouth. Juhux rolled her eyes snatching the pencil from the writers mouth. "Sarah cut that out."

"Huh?" Sarah said startled. She blinked at Juhux dazedly. "Can I have my pencil back?"

( A/N Just an FYI, Sarah isn't normally this...crackish, she doesn't take drugs either. She's just in one of her writers moods. Yeah...she's me...and I do get like that)

Frowning Juhux held the pencil up in front of Sarah's face. " You mean this one?" She asked, Sarah smiled and nodded. "I see." Juhux twirled the wooden utensil between her fingers, before snapping it in two. Sarah was appalled.

"Why did you break my fucking pencil?!" She demanded wrenching her wrist from her creations grip. " I was on a fucking roll!!"

"Wow." Reeney muttered. "I wish I was on a roll."

"Rea." lyn consoled patting her younger friends back. "You're on a planet all your own."

"Damn straight."

"Well maybe this will teach you not to walk and write!" Juhux yelled throwing the pencil bits across the room. "Apparently its dangerous!"

Lyn raised her hand. " Imma have to interject, walking and writing usually isn't dangerous, Sarah's just stupid."

Rolling her eyes the thief asked. "Is that all or do you want to interrupt me again?"

Lyn shook her head but Reeney raised her hand. "What Rea?"

Reeney grinned putting her hand down. "Is that like drinking and driving?"

"Um." Juhux frowned glancing at Sarah who was kinda pissed that she was being ignored. "Well for Sarah it is but it's probably a bit safer then that for most people."

Sarah growled pulling a small red book from her pocket. "FIX MY PENCIL DAMNIT!!" She yelled throwing the book in Juhux's face. Juhux who was just barely paying attention ( thats her excuse not her reason ) was hit right on target.

"OW!" She yelled, one of the books pages had sliced across her cheek, giving her one hell of a paper cut. "Damnit, why did you do that?!"

"You broke my pencil, I throw a book at you." The writer said with a shrug. " Equivalent exchange and all that."

Juhux grimaced, Sarah's logic could be a bit painful sometimes. Without taking her eyes off her angry twin, she bent down to pick up the book that had been tossed her way. The book was called Labyrinth. She blinked looking for the authors name, but whoever had written it hadn't put their name anywhere on the cover. That was odd.

"Sarah." She said without looking up. "Where'd you find this book?"

Sarah blinked her anger temporarily buried under a blanket of confusion. "I don't know actually." She replied leaning forward to stare at the thin paper back. " Looks kinda familiar though."

"What are you fuckers lookin at?" Reeney asked.

Juhux shrugged handing the book to her young friend. "Some book Creator found in her pocket and decided to throw at me." Sarah chuckled sheepishly. "Do you recognize it?"

Now, Reeney ( God bless her but you totally brought this on yourself XP ) wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. No she didn't look kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L on her forehead. She just wasn't very observant. Of course what happened next surprised everyone.

"Yeah I do." The ravenette said in a hushed voice. She looked up at Sarah her eyes practically spilling out of there sockets. "Sarah, what were you thinking before you found this?"

Sarah frowned not really understanding where Reeney was going with this. "Well I was thinking about how much I wished I had something to throw at Juhux." She said. "What does that have to do with anything?"

Reeney frowned. "What the hell Sarah, are you just completely fucking brain dead??"

She opened the book flipping through the pages till she reached the back. "My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great?"

The blonde's jaw dropped. "OH MY GOD!!" She screeched snatching the book back. "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!"

"Well he might not." Reeney muttered pulling the book back. " But I sure as hell is hot and damned do."

"Hey." Lyn snapped smacking Reeney's arm. " What are you two Monkey brains talking about?"

In truth they did have monkey brains, but that doesn't really have anything to do with the story so i'll shut up now.

The two of them blinked at her. "You still haven't watched Labyrinth have you?" Sarah asked.

Lyn frowned wrinkling her nose. "You mean that movie with the guy in the really tight pants you keep raving about?"

They nodded in unison, which was kinda really creepy, Lyn shuddered. "I haven't watched it yet. Does this have something to do with it?"

They nodded again, and Lyn grabbed the tops of there heads. "Okay stop that." She commanded. "It's really disturbing."

Sarah grinned. "But it's so much fun. Besides, it's not like we're doing it on purpose."

"Yeah lighten up Lynni!" Reeney agreed.

"Okay stop talking." Juhux said holding her hands up. "What the hell is Labyrinth?"

Reeney gawked at her. "Dude, Sarah never told you about Labyrinth?!" She glared at Sarah. " Why the fuck not?!"

Sarah shrugged. "Never thought it was important."

Reeney nodded. " I'm hungry."

"Me too." Sarah agreed. " Lets go eat."

The two girls stood up walking into the kitchen, leaving there comrades alone and confused without any idea about the significance of the little red book called The Labyrinth.

Juhux sighed flipping to the first page of the book. "What are you doing?" Lyn asked looking over her shoulder. An easy feet for her seeing how as she was unnaturally tall.

"Well maybe if I read it i'll be able to figure out why they were freaking out." She shrugged. "Besides, it looks like a pretty good book."

Lyn rolled her eyes. " Alright, but be careful." The thief raised an eyebrow. " Hey I'm just saying, never underestimate any story that Reeney likes. I did that and managed to get sucked into the last five or six dang animes I watched."

"Yeah, yeah." Juhux said waving her hand in dismissal. " I'll be careful."

Of course she wasn't.

--TWO DAYS LATER--

Sarah was in another one of her writers moods, wandering around the Bakura household without looking where she was going. Usually this would have been fine, but right now she was alone in the house. Well almost alone, Reeney and Lyn were downstairs playing a video game, but Bakura and Juhux were out training. She might as well have been alone. As she walked into the Study ( room full of books, maps, weapons, and magic objects ) she accidently brushed past a completely innocent looking mirror.

The mirror shook slightly, glowing a light barely visible purple. Weird how those things happen huh? Sarah's eyes glazed over and without realizing it she began to move towards the mirror, almost as if it were calling her. (which it probably was) The mirror was actually a portal Bakura used. It used the shadow realm to move someone to any location the world over, perfectly safe really, if you knew how to use it.

Sarah didn't know how to use it. For someone like her who hadn't learned to control shadow magic, it would just suck her into the shadow realm, where she would most likely be trapped for all eternity. Horrible right? Good thing she was only mostly alone.

"SARAH!!" Lyn screeched grabbing Sarah's arm and pulling her harshly away from the mirror. " Snap out of it!!"

Sarah blinked turning to look at Lyn. She smiled waving. "Hi Lyn."

"What the fuck Lynni!!" Reeney yelled bursting through the door. " Can't you ask her what the hell she wants on a pizza without yelling like a deranged chipmunk?!"

"Mushroom please!!" Sarah chirped.

Lyn twitched smacking Sarah's head. " Shut up dipsticks!" She snapped. "This idiot here just about waltzed right into the shadow realm!!"

Reeney blinked. "Again?"

"AGAIN?!" Lyn demanded. "THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE?!"

Sarah glared at Reeney. "You said you wouldn't tell."

"Oh that's it." Lyn muttered pulling her cell phone out of her pocket. " I'm calling Juhux."

"Fuck." Sarah swore. " She's gonna yell at me again isn't she?"

Reeney nodded sitting down in a chair next to a box full of sports equipment. "Damn straight."

One phone call/shadow realm mirror poof later found Juhux in the study, the picture of fury. ( Bakura decided that as long as Reeney wasn't injured he didn't care what happened to Sarah, so he stayed behind at the Organization )


"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Juhux demanded of her unrepentant looking creator. "Have you lost your mind?!"

Reeney snorted twirling a green lock of hair. " Ain't that fuckin obvious?"

"Rea you're not helping." Lyn hissed. Reeney only shrugged.

"Geez Ju-chan." Sarah said. " What's got your panties twisted in a knot? I'm just fine."

Juhux twitched. "You- do you have any sense of self preservation at all?!" She demanded. " You just about killed yourself!! What if Lyn hadn't been here, then what?!"

Sarah shrugged. " I probably would have gotten sucked into the shadow realm. What's the big deal?"

Juhux let out a pained groan looking half way between furious and horrified. "Don't you care what happens to you at all?" She whispered. "Sarah, what if you really had died?

"Then it would have been my fault." She replied evenly. Not the right thing to say.

Juhux growled grinding her teeth together. "You selfish little bitch. I wish-"

"Uncle!!" Reeney snapped. " Don't you fucking say it!!"

Juhux glanced at her and scoffed. "I wish the goblin king would come and take you away! RIGHT NOW!!"

Sarah paled staring at her with wide horror filled eyes. "No." She muttered grabbing onto Lyn's arm. "I don't wanna go!!"

The shadows around the room started to swirl and take form, chuckling evilly as they darted closer and closer to the shaking blonde. "I'm not going!" She exclaimed.

Lyn picked up a clock off the desk hurling it at one of the giggling shadows, it cried out in pain falling to the floor in a heap of fur and horns. "Fraggin aardvark." It swore before falling unconscious.

"What did that thing call me?!" Lyn growled kicking it. " Stupid little...whatever it is."

"Goblin Lynni," Reeney corrected picking up a baseball bat and swinging it in a wide ark. "They're goblins."

The windows in the room started to shake as if they were being hit by a hurricane. Sarah squealed burying her head in Lyn's shoulder. "Why are they here?!" Lyn demanded patting her shoulder consolingly.

"Because!" Reeney yelled hurling a goblin across the room. "Uncle fucking wished Sarah away!"

Lyn blinked. "So?"

"SO?!" She screamed indignantly. " So now the Goblin King is coming to take her away and turn her into a goblin!!"

"Wow." Lyn muttered. " Weird fetish much?"

Reeney blinked. " Yeah it kinda is isn't it?"

The windows crashed open, the wind blowing about the room and whipping their hair and clothes all over he place. All four of them jumped ( and choked on there hair) in surprise.

"Shit." Reeney sputtered around a mouth-full of hair. "Bastard sure likes to make an entrance."

Into the room burst a pure white barn owl who after circling once around Sarah and Lyn perched on the back of Bakura's computer chair. The goblins snickered popping their heads out of their assorted hiding places before darting to a new area of the room. For as fast as it took one to blink, the owl disappeared only to be replaced by a man with wild spiky blond hair, mismatched eyes, and extremely tight pants.

"You guys weren't joking." Lyn said twitching. "He really DOES have tight pants."

Reeney grinned. "What the fuck now bitch slut?!" She yelled giggling. " Bet you though we were lying!!"

The Goblin King frowned resting his chin in his hand. "What a foul mouth you have girl." He drawled with a distinctly british accent. " Who taught you to talk that way?"

Reeney blinked tilting her head to the side. " My daddy."

Jareth raised an eyebrow. " Truly?"

"If you knew her father you wouldn't have to ask that question." Lyn said glaring at the tight pants wearing man. " Have you not heard of pants?"

"What's wrong with his pants?" Reeney demanded swinging the bat in Lyn's face. "There fucking sexy!"

"Why thank you." Jareth smirked. " I'm quite fond of them myself."

Suddenly Lyn threw a fuzzy pink sweater at Jareth's head. " NO SMIRKING!!" She yelled. "Only Seto is allowed to smirk."

Frowning Jareth waved his hand and a bubble appeared around the sweater, stopping it in mid-air. " Violent lot aren't you?"

"You have no idea." Juhux muttered glaring daggers at the british accented king. "Why are you here?"

The man smirked. " I would have thought that you of all people would know why I'm here Juhux." he gestured towards Sarah and a large bubble appeared around her lifting her into the air. "You wished this girl away to me. I'm here to collect her."

"You're kidnaping her?" Lyn asked. She turned to Reeney. " What's so cool about a cross dressing fairy-tail king who uses bubbles as a weapon and goes around kidnaping people?"

Reeney blinked. "What isn't cool about that?"

"Can you two focus?!" Juhux snapped.

They shrugged. " Probably not."

Jareth rolled his eyes, and with a snap of his fingers the crystal disappeared ( Lyn : It's a bubble darnit!! Sarah : No it's not! ) " This is getting rather dull." He said. " You have thirteen hours to rescue your friend from my castle."

Juhux blinked. " What castle?"

"Gawd Uncle are you blind?" Reeney queried. " He obviously means that one."

She followed Reeney's finger which was pointing out the window. Where indeed the calm streets of Domino City had been replaced by a winding dusty Labyrinth with a large castle at its center. "That wasn't there a minute ago."

Jareth smirked. " Charming isn't it?"

She nodded, it kinda was. "How did you manage that, I've been trying to create cross dimensional portals for months but-" She shrugged. "I'm kinda stuck."

"Ah don't be so discouraged." Jareth consoled. " It takes practice, and trust me." He smirked. "I've had decades of practice."

Lyn frowned. " How old are you exactly?"

"Much older then you, now would you please enter the Labyrinth and get it over with?" He drawled walking over to the window. " I have a previous engagement in a few hours and I can't be late."

Reeney raised an eyebrow a sly smirk spreading across her mouth. " You do, do you? Who with?"

Jareth blinked. " I don't see how that is any of your business." He glowered. " Do you plan to start anytime soon?"

"Start what?" Reeney asked looking really freaking confused. " Hey where'd Sarah go, and where'd you come from?"

Lyn patted her back. " Well reeney, when a man and a woman really love each other-"

"AHHH!!" Juhux screamed throwing her hands up in the air. " Thats it!! I'm gonna go find Sarah." With that she jumped out he window.

For a moment the room was silent, then rolling her eyes Lyn called. " Juhux? You realize you just jumped out the wrong window right?"

"Shut up!" she yelled back opening the front door and slamming it shut. " I know what i'm doing!"

"Just keep telling yourself that uncle!" Reeney snickered. " Come on lynni we'll wait for her at the gate." Dragging Lyn over to the correct window Reeney jumped through the portal screaming. "BONZAI!!"

"You bitch!!" Juhux yelled stomping into the room. " Would it have killed you guys to wait for me!?"

They blinked at her from their place in the Underground ( Jareth's dimension, yo know, its where the Labyrinth is...i'm not explaining this ) "Well," Lyn said tapping her finger against her chin. "I don't know about me, but it might have killed the iron dipstick over here."

Sobbing dryly Reeney fell into a dramatic heap on the ground. " I could feel my little heart giving out!" She squealed dropping face first in the dirt and screaming. " POR QUE?!"

Juhux blinked stepping through the portal completely ignoring the sexy goblin king who followed. " Did you guys let her have sugar while I was gone?"

"Not my fault!" Lyn defended holding her hands up. " I was only in the bathroom for like three minutes. The chocolate was gone before I even got back."

"All right." Jareth said closing the portal. " The door is over there, avoid the fierys, and when the bloody worm tells you not to go left, ignore him." He smiled bowed muttering a polite ( though slightly sarcastic ) goodbye, then disappeared in a hailstorm of glitter, leaving the three girls a bit confused.

"He isn't supposed to help us." Reeney muttered then she grinned cackling. " He must have a date with Sarah."

Lyn raised an eyebrow at her. " He just met Sarah stupid, besides, that would make him a friggin pedophile."

Growling Juhux cracked her knuckles. "Oh hell no." She stomped over to the Labyrinth wall slowly but closely followed by her two companions, who though they cared, were quickly losing interest. " That fluffy headed bastard better not touch creator."

Reeney snorted. " He won't fuck face." She sorta reassured. " Different Sarah."

The other two blinked. " What Sarah?"

Wrinkling her nose in distaste the girl made a vague gesture with her hand. " The Sara from the movie. Whiny little bitch with long brown hair, nice boobs though."

Juhux frowned. " Geez, blunt aren't you?"

"She's nothing but." Lyn agreed, she smiled patting Reeney fondly on the head. " Can't help but love her though right?"

Grumbling juhux nodded. " Can't help it."

" Oh for the love of shit." The object of said discussion interjected with a roll of her heavily eyeliner covered eyes. " Cut all the sappy crap. We've gotta find Sarah so Jareth can go on his stupid date." She grinned flicking a fairy that happened to float a little to close. The creature eeped indignantly, sticking out its microscopic tongue as it floated away.

"Like I said." Juhux muttered watching the fairy with a quirked brow. " Blunt much?"

Grinning like a maniac the girl leaned against the Labyrinth wall. "Damn straight!"

--Back at the Bakura household--

Bakura twitched dropping his weapons bag on the living room floor. " WHY IS THERE GLASS ALL OVER MY HOUSE?!"

Sarah : Nobody kill me!! There's a reason I was the one to be taken by the goblins...gets me the hell out of this story as often as possible. : C

Reeney : -pulls out gun- KILL!! : D

Sarah : -runs away screaming- D:

Reeney : -chases her cackling- u

Lyn : I still don't know what the crud Labyrinth. How are we supposed to have a snow balls chance in hell with in this stupid...maze? : /

Juhux : Maybe we can wing it. -

Lyn : -rolls eyes- Says you. ...What's with these stupid emoticons darnit?! D :

Sarah : -runs by screaming- NOT MY FAULT!! o

Reeney : GET BACK HERE BITCH AND SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!! : D