Title: "Braying For Relief"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for sexual references
Summary: What will happen when Eeyore's tail finally stays on?
Warnings: 100-word Drabble, Multiple Lovers
Disclaimer: Eeyore, all other characters mentioned within, and Winnie the Pooh are © & TM A. A. Milne and Disney, neither of which are the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

Eeyore sighed. There were too many people in his house! It kept falling down, and they kept picking it up and coming right back on in. He groaned wearily, bent his head down, and looked at himself. Christopher Robin had certainly did a good job of sewing this time! "When you decided to stay up, you definitely stayed, didn't you?" he moaned. He never would have thought that he would ever have to complain of too much loving, but if they kept pounding him, he might just have to run away! His house shook violently; Eeyore ran braying and praying.

The End