Title: Soup

Rating/Warning: No swearing, No sex, No graphic violence.

Disclaimer: Not mine

Summery: Just a strange little story, I got the idea after watching 'QI' on T.V. Enjoy.

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"What about tomato?" Jamie's voice bagger. I glanced up from the book of 'human history' that I was reading, happiness bursting in my chest at their arrival.

"No, we only have leek and potato or broth" That was Kyle's voice, we'd been getting on slightly better but we still had some major rough patches,

They must have returned from the last raid with some good things otherwise Jamie wouldn't be hovering around them. But of course since Ian had forbidden me to go I had no idea what they went for or what they got.

Jumping up quickly from the my seat, I hurried out to see Ian. As the group emerged from the entrance cavern and I didn't notice Ian a wave of panic swelled in my chest, my eyes searched the group, worried about my boyfriend.

When a pair of strong arms wrapped around my waist I must have jumped a mile.

"Wanda, Wanda, Wanda" Ian's smooth deep voice laughed from behind me.

"You scared me!" I hissed only to have him chuckle at me again. "What are they talking about?" Pet's memories had never tried broth or leek and potato before.

"Ahh" Ian smiled at me, his lips moving against my neck. "Soup, we found soup" another small chuckle "But there was no tomato, Jamie's favourite"

Soup! There was a section on soup in the history of humans!

"Did you know" I said suddenly, drawing everyone's attention to the sound of my voice "That the oldest recorded soup is Hippo soup?"

Silence seemed to echo around the cave for a whole minute, then the whole group burst into laughter, carrying on for five minutes straight while I stood within Ian's arms, blinking and wondering what was so funny.

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A/N Hippo soup really is the oldest recorded soup, or at least that's what it said on QI.