This is an obvious parody of "Pray for the Girls" by the amazing Frank Black. This was just stuck in my head all morning so I decided to share it with you. Look up the song if you haven't heard it, I think I did a decent job matching things up.
Mojo
"Last night I had the strangest dream. Saw peace and hope spreading through the streets! Tried to scare them but nobody would scream. The nightmare ended but I could not sleep! I had to put down my wrench when she said that..."
Sedusa
"Last night I had the strangest dream. No one was blue and they all were free! Felt almost like justice reigned supreme. When I found Fuzzy I was finally free! It was a little bit awkward when he said that..."
Fuzzy
"Last night I had the strangest dream. Me and my kinfolk marching through the streets! We met some girls shooting laser beams. They took our boomsticks and we couldn't flee, no. A monster woke me and he said 'Hey Fuzzy!'..."
Monster
"Last night I had the strangest dream. Came to the city but only found peace. The army's finished so it wasn't marines. It's just a dream but I just found peace! I eavesdropped on a street gang, they said that..."
Gangreen Gang
"Last night we had the strangest dream. It was discouraging, oh what does it mean? Girlies made from sugar, oh what does it mean? Last night we had the strangest dream. We better talk to the master," then we drove...
The Villains
Out of town to have a talk with the man. He told the villains:
Him
"Uh oh! Not those three! What you're saying is a prophecy! Grab your weapons, people, get to work! We don't have much time to dawdle now so..."
Chorus
"Gotta conquer the world! Gotta conquer the world! Ain't no other way to stop those girls, no! Gotta conquer the world! Gotta conquer the world! Ain't no other way to stop those girls, no! Gotta conquer the world! Gotta conquer the world! If we ever wanna stop those girls, oh!"
The Villains
We tried to take over the sun, and force it in some kind of gun. We could not crush them with the moon, it seemed too hard just like we feared. We schemed on how to stop those girls, but they just swarmed us much too soon. The greatest things all failed, can any crush those girls?
Chorus
"Can't take over the world! Can't take over the world! All because of those three little girls, no! We're just prey for the girls! We're just prey for the girls! Kicked our butts all over the whole world, aw..."
