Diclaimer; not mine.

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"Let's go, Sasu. Let's tell your mom about your wound." the blond kid said worriedly at his dark haired friend, sniffing.

"No. It's just a scratch, Naruto." Sasuke answered calmly. Truthfully, his wound stung a lot, but he was trying his earnest not to wince, for two reasons; first, not in front of Naruto, secondly, he's an Uchiha, and Uchiha's are strong and should never show any weaknesses.

"But, Sasuke, it's bleeding."

"Hn. But it's not fatal, dobe, so it'll be fine. We just need to wash it with water."

"But S'uke..."

"Why are you crying, dobe?"

"Because if we won't do anything, a man without a head would get out of your wound. He'll eat your body and use your head."

"Who told you that?" Sasuke asked. One brow quirked.

"My mom." The blond answered, sobbing.

"It's an obvious lie, dobe."

Naruto shook his head. "No, teme. Mom can be quite scary but she'll never lie to me."

"Fine. But if this man is headless then for sure he has no mouth. So how can he possibly eat me without using his mouth?"

"Don't know." The blond said, pulling the other boy. "Let's go, teme, your wound is still bleeding. What if the headless man will appear? Don't want to lose you, S'uke. I'll be sad and lonely without you, teme." Naruto added, stared at the dark haired boy with tear-filled blue eyes.

Sasuke sighed at his friend's naivety yet he can't help but smile at the blond's words. Really, the dobe can be cute sometimes. He grabs Naruto's hand and gently pulled him.

"Let's go dobe. Let's tell my mom." He said with a smile.

Wiping his tears, Naruto smiled and then nodded. He was happy that he'll not lose Sasuke to the headless man.

-end-

a/n; my mom used to tell us about that 'headless man' whenever we refuse to clean our wounds. Really, thinking about it now, can't help but laugh. And I did used it one's in my niece and guess what? The trick still work. Haha. Sweet revenge! Anyway, hope you like it!

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