DarlingKittyStar: Hey all you awesome readers! I'm weird (as you probably realized by now) and I'm strangely obsessed with the pairing of Itachi and Anko. I mean I would love it if that happened! So I decided to write how I would like it to if it does! Enjoy!

Setting: After running into Sasuke, Itachi runs into Anko in a club.

Itachi was sitting at a table in a club looking into an empty glass pondering the situation he just left from.

"Whoa... I cannot believe that little brat was still upset about that! That's a total mind trip..."

Anko was sitting at a table nearby him and overheard Itachi's last comment

"Mind trip?" she scoffed "I've had mind trips"

Itachi turned around and looked at Anko

'Hey she's fine' Itachi though to himself

"Ohhh Really? Mind trips huh?" He asked hee

"Yeah... Darn Orochimaru"

"Oh hey! T-That's the guy my little brother was manipulated by!"

"Are you serious! Oh wow!"

"I'm dead serious! Isn't that crazy?"

"That is crazy! I guess It's a small world after all!"

Anko let out a charming laugh at the wackiness of it all

"Yeah yeah wow" Itachi said shaking his head

Anko was then realizing that Itachi is totally hot "

Sooo what's your problem?" she asked curiosly

"Ahh, little brother has this weird 'vendetta' against me because I killed our family. I mean I let him live at least! Pfft! Never got him. Whenever my friends and me snuck out at night to the movie theaters to sneak into 'R' rated movies he was always the one to start crying about how it was 'wrong' and that 'we shouldn't take advantage of our parents trust'. Ugh He was always such a mama's boy"

"So what's his vendetta lead into?" Anko asked

"Multiple murder attempts. And he has this weird problem with girls... But I always expected the girl trouble with him."

FLASHBACK

Aanother beautiful Fangirl was following Sasuke around with the Intetion of marrying him as usual.

"Sasuke I love you soo much. I always have! My love for you is so strong! I can't even begin to describe it, but if you want me too I swear, I will recite my heavily practiced speech about how much I love you!"

Sasuke stared at her in disgust "Ugh! Stupid high voiced creature that many men follow around with feelings of affection! Why do you bother me? Don't you understand I must kill Itachi!"

"Uhuh... Oooh I love watching you talk..." The fangirl replied absent mindedly

"Person that is somehow biologically different than me but I cant realize why myself! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU?" The Fangirl cried

"The only Love I feel is the love I feel for hating... my brother... because I love.. Hating him.. Which is all I... do... Y'know what? I need a life! I want a life! The past is the past," Sasuke yelled out. Sasuke then looked at the Fan Girl who was looking at him with hope in her eyes. Sasuke realized she was attractive.

"Hey! You're pleasing to look at... Why... I can see girls! I NOW KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! Yaaay!" Sasuke jumped up and down with joy since he could finally see girls.

"Yaay," The fangirl cried while jumping into Sasuke's arms, "LETS GET MARRIED!"

"Yes! GIRLS! I LOVE GIRLS- Huh?"

Sasuke's joy was cut short when he caught site off Itachi across the street at a coffe stand.

"Yes I'd like one low fat latte" Itachi was saying to the seller "with soymilk and-"

Sasuke dropped the Fangirl and Pointed at Itachi accusingly

"YOU!" Shouted Sasuke

Itachi turned t were the screams were coming from and realized it was only Sasuke. Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Oh I swear... Look kid I'm just gettin some coffee. Please get over the whole 'I killed your family and destroyed your life thing' your acting like it hasn't happened to every other character in this show."

"NO Sasuke! Don't run away to fight that equally attractive older man!" pleaded Sasuke's fangirl.

"Eeew!" said Sasuke "Get off me you mysteriously different from me person!"

"Oh no! He's relapsed into not seeing girls again! WE WERE GONNA BE MARRIED!" And the fangirl ran away crying

"ITACHIIIIII!" Screamed Sasuke charging at said person.

"Sigh... Can I take that Latte to go?"

END FLASHBACK

"After I beat him up again I came here"

"Wow… And that happens often? It's almost as bad as when Orochimaru dumped me like trash…" Said Anko drifting off into her flashback….

FLASHBACK

Orochimaru: "Y'know sweetie, and don't take this the wrong way. You are great! It's-... It's just not working."

"W-what? What's not working?" Asked Anko

"This. Us. This whole mentor and apprentice thing.

"B-but I- I have done everything you've ever asked... I have sacrificed everything for you! I HAVE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING AND YOUR DOING THIS TO ME!" Cried Anko

"See! SEE! This is what I'm talking about! Thats exactly why this isn't working! You'r so emotional!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! EMOTIONAL! I LET YOU BRAND ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I.LET.YOU.BRAND.ME! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU BRANDED ME WITH! ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT GETS KINDA ITCHY WHEN YOU GO TO STEWARTS TO GET MILK!

"Oh brother... Listen I gotta go." And with that Orochimaru walked off

Anko: O.O

END FLASHBACK

Itachi: Wow... That's harsh

Anko: Yeah. Heh! Family huh?

Itachi: Yeah family, cant live with em can't live without em

Anko: Ha ha ha ha soooo you single?

Itachi began thinking 'I'm not dating anyone am I? What about that one Deidra? Wait isn't she dead?... Waitaminute… IS DEIDRA EVEN A CHICK?'

"Yup. Totally single" Said Itachi

"Cool. Wanna go beat each other up since we are 'enemies', talk about life trauma, then realize we arent enemies, fall madly in love and then have a romantic walk on the beach?" asked Anko

"Dont have to ask me twice baby!"

"Awesome" and Anko led him out