'A Seriously Jacked Up Day in the World of Naruto'

By: Black Claided Cat

Betaed by the awesome -Moon'sRain-

Info Thingy

Hello one, hello all! I welcome you into this whacked out world of me and my friends' brain!

If you are now reading this….

You will self-destruct in 5 seconds!!!!!!!

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Not really…. (unfortunately)

But if you are reading this, then you were probably interested in what I have to offer!

Well, the summary to this story is:

What do you get when you stick some real-life based people in the Naruto world, and give them some seriously messed up problems? Well, you get this story! A series of short stories when you get to torment someone- I mean meet someone from Naruto…

An explanation for this cracked up summary is simple. You put someone from your imagination, a friend or yourself into the world of Naruto, meet a certain character, and get to do anything to them… preferably torture them, or scare the shit out of them…

And I must warn you, this is a parody. A P-A-R-O-D-Y.

Not to be taken seriously.

I also am not racist, sexist or anything in the ist category that is derogatory to other people. If I input anything in here that might insult you or anyone else, I apologize, but this is for entertainment purposes only!

I would also like you to know that I do not own the original characters of Naruto!

Naruto characters, Naruto plot and anything really Narutoey is © to Kishimoto Masashi.

All I own is this parody plot, and some of the character's that will be used in here.

I would also like people to know, that if you truly love this and want to be apart of the action, you can PM me and give me some info on the oc you want, which character you want to interact with and the basic idea of what you want to happen! I would love to write you a scene from it.

To tell people of what to expect, I must tell you:

I do not do serious yaoi, nor yuri.

If you give me a request, I must have some info on your character and who you want to interact with. What you want to happen is optional, because if you don't specify, I'll just make something up.

If you want to interact with more than one person, you have to inform me of all the people, and how your character will interact with them.

This is for my entertainment, and other's enjoyment. I will not type anything more than a kiss, and that kiss would simply be either a quick peck on the lips or a diversion for locking a person up to their doom. (I know, I've watched Pirates of the Caribbean too much) If you want something more, take your dirty mind elsewhere and go read a lemon. (I'm being slightly hypocritical here, I have a very dirty mind, but I will not let it show here).

If you don't like how your request turns out, big whoop. I work my ass off typing and thinking about this, so it doesn't really matter to me. I would feel honored if you loved it, but if you don't like it, don't flame me. If you ask nicely, I might redo it later on.

If the length isn't how you expected it, I'm sorry. I mostly do short little tid bits. But if I really like the idea, I'll write a lot.

I hope you enjoy the further chapters, and I mostly hope that you are pleased with the humor!

-- Black Claided Cat