Once upon a time, there was a whore named Kyle Broflovski. He was totally in love with this chick; yeah, I know, hard to believe he's straight, right? This chick's name was Wendy Testaburger, and lemme tell you, she was fiiiine. She has black hair, blue eyes, and wears mostly purple crap.
One day, she and Kyle were totally fucking on Wendy's boyfriend's, Stan Marsh, bed. They thought Stan was going to be gone all day long, so they decided that they needed more "alone" time. Anyway, later, Stan came home and saw them. He was pissed as hell.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL KYLE! YOU DIRTY WHORE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Stan shouted in total anger.
Wendy was totally shocked that Stan would say such a thing to his super best friend. Kyle grabbed his fuck buddy's wrist and the two of them took off for Vegas. Why? Because, you know, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; duh.
Then, nine months later, Wendy has Kyle's fucking ugly ass baby who they named Leopold, after Butters. Who cares why they picked that name, it really doesn't matter.
Stan, who finally found the couple after a few months, came to Vegas and stabbed the baby to death with a pair of chop sticks he found at an AIDS center he went to with Kenny McCormick, who isn't really important in this story. But, really, that blonde kid is one fine piece of ass. ...Yeah, that's besides the point.
"STAN! WHAT THE HELL MAN!" Kyle yelled in dramatic horror.
"What? You fucked my bitch, man!" Stan yelled back.
"But... but... but... I was going to give her back!"
"Hey, you can more babies in the future."
Kyle started to cry like the whore he was.
"Hey," Stan said, cuddling Kyle. "Wanna make out?"
"Okay!"
And the two had hot sweaty man sex for the rest of the night. Did they have man-babies? No, because that's totally gay, man. And... what would they name it anyway? Andrew? Yeah, riiiight.
The next morning, Kyle's scary jew mom found out he and Stan had sex. "WHAT WHAT WHAT!?" She shouted, totally in character-like, "Rahhhhhh!!!!!" She ran over to wherever Kyle and Stan decided to screw at and started beating the hell out of Stan with a newspaper.
And thus, World War XVII started.
THE END.
