Twoleg Music


I know, you're thinking WTFH! But, It was my inspiration from one of my members for themesongs for our characters, and I was joking around with Eb's character, Ebonypaw, and though of this. Yes, this is drabble-sized chapters, but it should satisy your needs for humor. Oh, and the Clan that Ebonypaw is in is MoonClan.

/ sound here\ equals sound or an otamotapeia


Ebonypaw sighed in delight; today Fogstar, her mentor, was giving her the day off, since she had to travel to Moonstone. Her brother, Orangepaw, was acting up since Hailstorm, his mentor,went with her. Oh, how Ebonypaw loved these lazy days. They reminded her of when she was a kit, and was just laying around doing nothing. Though, that was rare. She was usually seen darting around camp annoying the warriors.

Ebonypaw had fluffy black fur, and nothing but. The only thing that wasn't black on her was her lime-green eyes, and the form of a star on her chest, which was in white. Her tail was long and sleek, unlike her brother, Orangepaw. Orangepaw had fluffy, flame-colored fur. He had the occasional tabby markings, and chocolate brown eyes.

The she-cat slowly got up, thinking of something to do. Then it hit her, like a MoonClan warrior hits an AshClan warrior in war. She pelted out of the apprentice den, then slowly snuck to the borders of camp, where the briars were. She stealthily creeped beside them, when suddenly...

"/DER-NER-NER-NER, NER-NER\ CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Ebonypaw shreiked as horrid Twoleg music blared out from no where, just as she was about to paw at a brair. Her tail twitched, and she turned slowly around,but upon seeing no twolegs-or MoonClan cats for that matter- she continued her mission to spy on the camp.

The elders would be striken first, no doubt about it. They asked for it. Treating Ebonypaw like she couldn't handle bloodshed. Pah. Ebonypaw would be leader on day, and hurt the elders severly. Though, StarClan wouldn't be to happy. Mouse dung. To the elders!


Reveiw please! I may take requests for songs, but Mission Impossible 3 Theme is taken for the final chapter, and Hollaback Girl for the next one .

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http/newclanz.