Rules for the Sohma main house

1. I am not allowed to give Momiji red bull.

2. I am not allowed to tell Haru that Rin is dating Yuki.

3. I am not allowed to take anyone hostage.

4. I do not own any of the Sohma's.

5.I am not allowed to refer to Kureno as, that scatterbrained idiot.

- This goes double for Tohru.

6. Akito is not psychotic.

7. It is not a good idea to shave Ritsu's Head while he is sleeping.

8. Akito is not a demon.

9. I am not allowed to push Kyo off the roof to see if cats land on their feet.

10. Just because I can do something doesn't mean I should.

11. I am allowed to pretend I am dieing if Hatori is smoking.

12. I am not allowed to pretend that I am from Naruto.

- or any other anime.

13. I am not allowed to Photoshop a picture of Yuki in a dress and put it on the internet.

- or put the real picture of him in a dress on the internet.

14. I am not allowed to swich all of Akito's clothes with frilly dresses.

15. Telling Momiji to poke Akito wasn't funny, it was just cruel.

16. I am not allowed to put a Walkie-talkie near the grave of a dead person and pretend to be there ghost.

17. super glue is not for pranks.

-neither is duct tape.