Rules for the Sohma main house
1. I am not allowed to give Momiji red bull.
2. I am not allowed to tell Haru that Rin is dating Yuki.
3. I am not allowed to take anyone hostage.
4. I do not own any of the Sohma's.
5.I am not allowed to refer to Kureno as, that scatterbrained idiot.
- This goes double for Tohru.
6. Akito is not psychotic.
7. It is not a good idea to shave Ritsu's Head while he is sleeping.
8. Akito is not a demon.
9. I am not allowed to push Kyo off the roof to see if cats land on their feet.
10. Just because I can do something doesn't mean I should.
11. I am allowed to pretend I am dieing if Hatori is smoking.
12. I am not allowed to pretend that I am from Naruto.
- or any other anime.
13. I am not allowed to Photoshop a picture of Yuki in a dress and put it on the internet.
- or put the real picture of him in a dress on the internet.
14. I am not allowed to swich all of Akito's clothes with frilly dresses.
15. Telling Momiji to poke Akito wasn't funny, it was just cruel.
16. I am not allowed to put a Walkie-talkie near the grave of a dead person and pretend to be there ghost.
17. super glue is not for pranks.
-neither is duct tape.
