Okay.
You are Hera freaking Karpusi. You can do this. You will take over the worl-
*snore*
"...Hera-Chan?"
Your eyes shot open. Suddenly, all the nations around you were staring. Kiku, the nation also known as Japan, had awoken you. A light blush crossed your face when you realized this.
"Um..." You cleared your throat. You started to talk in Greek, but you caught yourself. "I apologize. Go on with the meeting."
"Ohonhon, just like Heracles. On her first day too..."
You glared at France. "Shut up."
"But she's much prettier than Heracles, don't you think?"
Of course, your good Yong-Soo had to speak up. Aigoo
"Young-Soo!" you wailed.
"Her chest is so-" another nation tried to speak up (Ahem, obviously Alfred) but Hera bolted up in her chair. "Look! I may never come back to this metting again! Especially if I'm the main topic!"
"Oh, no, we don't care about the starving children in Africa-" I pointed my finger to a skinny African woman (OC, Africa).
"But we have enough time to be perverts? ...I'm just here because my brother is ill. That is all."
I flopped back in to my seat and Germany gave a nod of approval. "Strongly stated." he boomed. "Alright, let us get on to the topic of the starving children in Africa."
I smiled. I stood up for myself. And Turkey didn't say ONE WORD ABOUT IT. I glanced over to the bastard's chair-
Oh. He's absent too. I guess the sickness has spreaded to Turkey
