Outwit, outsmart, outplay
This was my first fic and hoped you enjoy, just giving it a shot ^^
Sam wanted to screw Santana so bad but they just broke up. One day, Sam got frustrated that he went up to her and said bluntly "I'll give you a hundred bucks if you let me screw you". Santana, obviously insulted said no, but sam insisted, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down. I'll be finished by the time you picked it up". She thought about it, and said she would have to make a call first, once away from sam. She called britt to consult her girlfriend about the offer, "since were flying under the radar, you can do it, but have him double the amount!" said Brittany, "and make sure to pick up the money before he even has a chance to pull down his pants", she agreed with the plan and came back to sam for his big lay. twenty minutes went by and not a word from Santana. When Brittany called, her girlfriend was fuming at the other end of the line. "Why san?" britt asked and Santana said "the bastard used coins!".
