We do not own hunter x hunter or the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya x3
WARNING: this story is complete crack, and pure randomness. DO NOT READ if you are searching for a plot, cos there's NONE WHATSOEVER.
otherwise, read and review!!
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It was a dull day in the house of the Zaoldyecks. Kikyou burst into the mansion wearing her new ball gown. Her computer mask fizzled with excitement as she rushed around frantically. "Zeno's home!" She shouted. Milluki grunted and shoved potato chips into his mouth. Kuroro climbed down the chimney. "HO HO HO and MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
The family froze in their spots and their mouths fell open in awe. Gon rushed forward like a little kid, screaming "SANTA'S HERE!"
Poor poor poor Kurapica did not like this. So he grabbed a handful of apples and gave it to Leorio. "TRASH HIM DOWN!! GO GO GO!!"
So Leorio ate the apples and asked for a bun. Killua handed him a handkerchief. "Go fill it with snot."
"Sure", Pakunoda took the piece of cloth and filled it with snot. Killua looked at it with disgust and fascination. Hisoka glomped it. Machi saw him and immediately hit him on his smiling face. 'Hisoka' took his wig off which revealed an unsure Netero.
"Let's play ball!" he suggested, taking a big basketball out of Santa's sack.
"NO! Let's play tug-of-war!" cried Haruhi, evilly eyeing Kyon. Yuki looked at her blankly. "We need a rope."
Itsuki waved his hand, "My breath smells like rotten eggs!" Mikuru jumped up and clapped her hands. "YAY rotten eggs~"
Fart.
The end.
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sankyuu for reading this far :3
