The Weird, the Wonderful and the Down Right Stupid
Summary: A whole lot of ridiculous endings for the 7th Harry Potter Book. Hope you find them funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Harry Potter, or any from any other stories I might use.
Thankyou to my sister for helping me write these short, expressing the word short, stories.
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Star Wars Ending
In the heat of the battle between Harry and Voldemort, which we think will happen in the seventh book, Lord Voldemort suddenly stops fighting and turns to Harry only to say.
"Harry, I am your father!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!!"
"Yes, I know I was kind of shocked when I found out my self"
"Well I am kind of shocked too you know"
"Well are you going to call me daddy"
"Certainly not"
"Why not"
"Because then I would have to admit that my mum cheated on my dad"
"Sooooo"
"But I don't want to"
"Oh well back to the story. Expelliarmus"
And Harry's wand flew out of his hand.
"There, now poor little Harry's defenceless"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yes"
"Daddy please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, daddy please"
"So you finally admit that I'm your father"
"Yes, just don't kill me"
"And why wouldn't I"
"Because I'm your son"
"That's no reason, laying off my killing spree just to safe my son, I have already killed all your friends and school mates, what in the world would you have to live for"
"You, I finally get to meet my father"
"Oh well, Arvada Kadavera"
And Harry died, in a pool of his own blood.
"And by the way, I really wasn't your father, I just made it up."
Lord Voldemort walked away laughing, the whole world at his finger tips.
The End
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Hope you enjoyed the first silly tale of this series.
