M-Chan: let's try to sum this up quickly. This fic is purely for humor, and there's a little romance. This prologue is meant to be short, but to make up for it, have a huge surprise in it. Next chapter will be normal length. I pray all of you know your YYH history, your going to need it.
P.S- I threw in an extra character, I don't have a clue what his personality is like so please cut me some slack. I'm just going off of what I've heard.
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Please, Tell Me This is Real
Prologue
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One more day, one more day, one more day. I only have one day until my flight leaves for Japan. Now, with neon purple hair and the strangest dark blue eyes anyone has ever seen.
It's so much easier now. High school is over, my visions are under control, and, and-
I'll stop stalling. Something really weird happened the other day when my plane ticket came in the mail. It came with some sort of pendant. Although with all the things I've seen this actually wasn't that odd.
Funny thing (on a different subject), when Kurama called and asked if I had gotten my ticket, I asked him about Yoshihiro Togashi, he says he never heard of him. Go figure. I just can't help wonder how their demon hunting lives became recorded.
My friends have all said there good byes, that was hard. Now comes the second hardest part, waiting.
Now like I said before, I've seen wired things before, so I thought nothing was wrong when I went to answer the door that day.
"Can I help you?" I asked the man as he stood nervous at my front door.
"Jana?" My eyes widened. He had a demonic ki.
"You should come inside" I said not really sure whether or not to trust his mysterious person. But for now, well, what was I supposed to do? "First things first, DON"T call me Jana, my name is Jessi. Second of all who are you and what the hell do you want?"
"It's a very long story, but in short Koenma sent me to go to Japan with you."
Not only is that toddler really confusing, he is also going to DIE when I get my hands on him. The man/demon was easily taller than me; he had black hair and eyes that easily matched my newest contacts.
"I don't need protection if that's what you're saying."
"No he said I need to get used to the mortal realm and that going to Japan with you would help. I have a ticket thing"
"That makes no sense, I, uh… What's your name?"
"I go by many," he said with a sly grin, eying me.
"You keep it up with those thoughts and I'll make sure my mate decapitates you" I threatened getting perverted ideas right out of his head. "Now tell me your name or I can send you right back to spirit world"
"Call me Akio,"
"I'm surprised you're still cocky, so what was the deal. I can tell you were dead once before"
"And how is that?"
"You have the energy level of a newborn, and you don't exactly look like an infant"
"I agreed to be restrained to one city for 10 years and I have to act like a human"
"Sucks to be you, sit" I said motioning toward the chair across the room. "Who did you die?"
"A pendent was stolen from me and I wanted it back, I got caught and basically bled to death" That story is way too familiar. To anyone who doesn't know, my best friend Jenny is obsessed with Kurama… and his past.
"Hold up, and concentrate on that memory," I said standing up. I walked over to him and touched his shoulder. The room became cold and I became numb. The memory was very weak but I distinctly heard one line.
Forget about me, save yourself Kurama
I snapped out of my vision.
"Oh my god, it's you" I said backing away form him. He never talks about you but dear god; he still pissed about what happened."
"Now who's the scary one?"
"Your name is Kuronue you died running from a mansion, you told your infamous partner, Youko Kurama to go on, and then you bled to death in that god be damned trap."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"You didn't think I had my share of gifts?" I stood up. "The plane leaves tomorrow. Be here early, if your late your out of luck"
This has to be number one on my weird things list. Even tops me and Hiei.
It was kind of amusing seeing him on the plane though. It just felt really different, sitting next to a guy whose best friend happens to be part of mine. He settled down after the plane took off.
"So tell me about your mate" he said.
"What do you want to know about him?" I asked defensively.
"Do I know him?"
"How the hell should I know?"
"Tell me his name."
"Hiei Jaganashi" he laughed
"Your fucking kidding me" I shook my head.
"I herd rumors about him in spirit world, not a liked person down there"
"Go figure" I said rolling my eyes
"So what's this whole 'Jessi' thing?" he asked.
"It's my name. Jana lives in me, just like Shuichi"
"Who?"
"A very good friend of mine. I think you'll get along with him. He's kind of like you" I said with a grin.
"That's interesting" I sighed and stretched out.
"Get comfortable it's going to be a long trip"
"How long exactly?"
"A number of hours" this guy is a moron, although he hasn't been in this world for how many years? I remembered the pendent in my carry-on. I reached up and pulled it out.
"This wouldn't happen to be yours would it?" I asked. He could only gaze at it. "I'll take that as a yes." I handed it to him. "You should learn now, I'm unpredictable, I know more than I let onto, and you should watch out when you think about pissing me off.
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M-Chan: there ya go, all done. Wanna preview for the chappie?
Yusuke doesn't recognize Jessi and takes her and Kuronue as "threatening" demons, but Jessi doesn't have the heart to correct him. So she battles him until someone intervenes. That some happens to be a fox demon we all know and love.
