TP1 first group therapy Councillor.

Group Therapy

Everyone is assembled in the room where they are to have their therapy session. All are uneasy in the company of one another. Jay seems to be the only one at complete ease.

TP1: Welcome one and all to group therapy. You are all here due to the request of the Minister of Magic. I would like us all to start by introducing ourselves and telling the group why you are here. I'll start. My name is Arnold Snorklepull and I am here to make sure no one kills anybody.

JAY: That sounds like a practised speech if I ever did hear one.

Everyone nods in agreement until they realise there're agreeing with each other and result in glaring at each other. The therapy man continues without being aware of any of this.

TP1: So who'll go next?

AD: I might as well. My name is Albus Dumbledore. I am the current Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. According to the Minister I am here because I'm the Leader of the rebel group the Order of the Phoenix.

TP1: How does that make you feel?

Pretending not to hear anything?

AD: Lemon drop anyone?

Everyone except Jay declines. Jay grabs a handful.

H.G: I'm Hermione Granger and I'm here because I'm Harry's best friend and a muggle born witch.

HP: As you all already know my name is Harry Potter and I'm here because of the fact that I'm the boy who lived and the saviour of the Wizarding World.

TP1: And how does that make you feel?

Everyone continues to ignore the therapy man.

HP: So who's next?

DM: I guess it's my turn. As you all know my name is Draco Malfoy and l am here because I'm a death eater gone spy.

LV/HP: You were a SPY!

JAY: Duh!

TP1: Now now we will get to that in a minute. We have to finish with the introductions. How about you go next?

Gestures to Voldemort.

LV: I am the Dark Lord, Voldemort, feared by all

Jay snorts while the therapy man flinches at the name.

Jay: You're here because you are a crazed lunatic who thinks he can achieve world domination and immortally.

TP1: That was not the minister's reason. Now introduce yourself.

JAY: My name is Jay Riddle. I'm, here only because my father, who is the tall, scaly figure with red eyes you all know and love as Mouldy Voldie, gagged and bound me and dragged me here.

LV: If I have to come so do you.

JAY: You're the idiot who gave a wizards oath promising you would come not me.

LV: They promised pain and torture!

JAY: They also promised me a bright blue bouncing bunny if I told them how to defeat you, but did they come through? Noooooo!

DM: Maybe that was because you told them the only way to defeat him was to steal his teddy bear snuggles.

HG: Really, lying to the Minister. What were you thinking?

HP: It's not her fault the idea sounded ridiculous

TP1: Are you saying its true?

HP/DM/JAY: YEP!

LV: Where is snuggles? I haven't seen him lately.

Jay pulls a pink teddy bear out of her backpack

LV: Snuggles!