Chapter 1: Ohayou!

It was the day! I finally got to go to the Ninja Academy! "YEEESSSSS!"

"Shut up, demon!"

"We're trying to sleep here!"

"Go die in a hole somewhere!"

Despite the usual teasing of the pricks, I didn't lose my mood. In ecstacy, I went to go get my nii-san. He was probably still asleep, and totally forgot about the big day.

"SHA LA LA itsuka kitto,
boku wa te ni surunda,
hakanaki mune ni sotto,
hikari moete yuke.

aitaku naru no "SHOUTOU"
naki taku naru no "JUNJOU"
natsu no hi ni tobi konda
hotaru wa kae ra nai

anata wa nani mo iwazu
kuchizuke o nokoshite
kizutsu ku mama una zui nare
kanashii hodo inochi yurameite ita"

"Aniiiiii-saaaaan!"

He blushed, and stayed silent. He took a deep breath, calmed down, and opened the door, only to be tackled by his surrogate sister. He smiled as she held tightly to him, and pulled away slightly breathless. "Nii-san, were you... singing again?" The blonde blushed again. "Which one was it? One you made?"

"Ano..." He couldn't help it; he was embarrased beyond belief! Finally, he grumbled out the answer. "Hotaru no Hikari..." He braced himself for teasing, but nothing came. "Glow... Of a... Firefly? What are the words?"

A paper was thrust into the girl's face, which she took and looked at critically, mumbling to herself every once in a while, testing the words. Naruto couldn't help but stare at her face, at how her mouth formed the words... 'No!' he thought frantically, mentally slapping himself. 'She's my sister!' And yet, those thoughts came unbidden, giving him a warm feeling. 'Make it stop! Stop already!' He thought. But they wouldn't stop. That mouth said those words perfectly, he could practically hear those words. Then, she sang it. He didn't expect it at first, but she always did it. "SHA LA LA, itsuka kitto, boku wa te ni surunda, hakanaki, mune ni sotto, hikari moete yuke..." Ah, how wonderful! Her voice really was exquisite. In a valiant attempt at stopping his increasingly troublesome thoughts, he stopped her. "Ah, imoto-san, maybe it is best if we get… more appropriately dressed." And it was true; she was still changing into her outfit for the day: she had on a pair of pants, and a single zip-up shirt on, and a black undershirt (It was her favorite outfit, and he should know; he bought the whole thing for her for her birthday, after all!). He was still in his pajamas, but his shirt was off while he was changing. Thank Kami that nothing else was off! When he said that, she noticed his position, and promptly turned around to cover her blush. "A-ano, l-lets get r-ready."

"Ok."

Time skip: 30 min. later

After they stopped being embarrassed, and finished getting dressed, two figures, one with bright blonde hair, and another with a dark purple hair, and a bright green streak. The villagers cowered from "The Demon Child" and "His poor slave girl" running at high speed towards the Ninja Academy. When they figured out that they were to learn to become ninjas, all of Konoha started to tremble.

Two seconds later

The brother and sister made just in time. "Alright, imoto-san, you ready?"

"Hai, nii-san. I'm always ready."

"Shall I go first?"

"Sure, why not?"

Academy students

Everyone was talking, until…

"OHAYOU, MINNA!" A blonde streaked through the door, and stopped abruptly, with a giant grin on his face. Everyone looked at him critically, and he even managed to wake up someone who was sleeping. He had gravity defying spiky hair, orange pants, an orange sweater, green goggles, and six whisker marks on his face. Cute, some thought, but didn't he seem familiar? Oh, yeah! That was the kid their parents said to stay away from, and not play with. "Hey, kid! Shut up and sit the hell down!" said a single boy in a grey coat. He had pronounced canines, a long form, two red marks on his cheeks, and a puppy on top of his head.

"What did you say, doggie-breath?!"

"WHAT?! You wanna fight, stupid?!"

"WHY YOU LITTLE…"

Our loud blonde's 'imoto-san' decided that then was the perfect time to intervene before someone, mostly 'doggie-breath', from getting hurt.

"Niiiii-saaaaan! Don't you think you should save it for another time?"

"GRRRRRR... Hmph. Alright. Okay. Anything for you, imoto-san."

Face-palms ensued from everyone who was watching the interaction. Which was everyone. They couldn't believe that the blonde had a sister. Some of the boys wolf-whistled. "She's hot." Naruto caught the eyes of the ones who said that and exuded a lot of killing intent. Everyone in the classroom imagined getting stabbed repeatedly. Everyone decided to stay away from the girl and her "nii-san". However, they all watched her closely. She had on black pants that were tight at the waist, but were baggy enough that she could move freely in them, and stretchy enough that they wouldn't hike up. She wore a zip-up shirt that was closed halfway, and a white undershirt. She had chestnut, shoulder-length hair, and a heart-shaped face.

As they walked to their seats, guys made sure to back away from the 'siblings'. They eventually decided to sit in the back row, next to a lavender haired girl. The girl was sitting next to the wall, so the boy sat in the middle, and his imoto sat next to him. The purple looked over, and saw that the pale-eyed girl had an insanely dark blush on her cheeks. 'She's red as a tomato! Maybe she likes him! But I won't let him know. I'll see if he can figure it out, but hopefully he won't. He's mine after all!' She thought to herself, then shook her head wildly. 'No! He's my anii-san! I can't think like that! It's-it's just wrong!' A voice in the back of her head soothed her, telling her that she shouldn't worry, they weren't really related... 'NO! SHUT UP!' With an effort, she snapped back to reality, just in time to see a man walk into the room.