"Get up you lazy louts! To arms! We've got a crisis on our hands!" Darkdancer's muses looked at her in confusion.
"To arms? What's going on?" Head Muse Tom Paris asked.
"Ichabod has been muse knaped! We must find him!"
"Muse knaped? But how? He was just helping you with your story." Vanyel protested, carefully placing his precious lute to the side.
"That wasn't him! That was a shape shifter named Mystique. Which explains why it confused so many people." She added thoughtfully.
"Mystique? Ooh! From X-men!" Jack asked eagerly. The other muses look at him, surprised. "What? DD controls the television here, X-men Evolution is always on, 'sides Rouge's hot."
Darkdancer sighed, "Yes Mystique from X-Men."
"Well then, Magneto has him."
"Nope, I questioned Mystique, someone else hired her. Actually they threatened to kill her son if she didn't. But they stayed cloaked so she has no idea who has him." Darkdancer scowled in frustration.
"Kurt? The blue furry dude with the awesome tail?" Jack asked
"Hey isn't that the one you were thinking of making a muse?" Tom asked. Once again the other muses are surprised, they didn't know that Darkdancer was considering adding another muse to the box.
"We're gonna need a bigger box." Elaith muttered to himself
"Yeah, But I can't decide, 'cause I can only have one. And I love Kurt, but Pietro's great too, and Remy's got a sexy voice." She sighed in vexation, "But we've strayed from the topic, we have to find Ichabod!"
"How? He's the investigator of the muses." Elaith pointed up, not seeming at all concerned by Ichabod's plight.
"So I'll just have to get help, someone has already offered me the use of their vampire muse to track Ichabod by scent. But whoever museknapped him has probably taken that into account. So Elaith, you'll be questioning people." Elaith perked up. "Tom I want you to work with the vampire and see if you can come up with anything." Tom nodded. "Van, try the bardic route."
"Sure, no problem Lady Author."
"And what about me DD?" Jack asked.
"Just go be you, see what you can turn up."
"Excellent."
"Alright, let's get going."
*IMPORTANT NOTICE*
The Muse known as Ichabod Crane
Has been Muse knaped. Anyone
With information about his whereabouts
is to contact his Author Darkdancer
at sleepy_hollow_slash@yahoo.com.
Thank you.
