When Dean finally woke up, his head was killing him. He looked around the room, trying to remember where he was and what had happened last night. All he could remember was that he was with a hot, nice girl named Kai and they had been drinking at a pub downtown. As he became more aware of his surroundings, he realized he was in a bed and he was shirtless. He looked to his left and saw Kai sleeping beside him, lying on her stomach. She, too, was shirtless.
'Did I have sex with her?' He thought to himself. To find the answer, he looked under the cover and saw he was, indeed, naked. "Yeah I did." He said to my himself in a hushed whisper.
He saw that Kai was waking up. Smiling at him, she whispered, "G'morning, baby," in a kind voice.
"Uhh…hi," Dean said.
Kai grinned at him, asking, "Let me guess, you don't remember, huh?"
Dean shook his head in a short negative. "Well I was pretty drunk so, no."
"Well just to tell you, last night was the greatest night of my life." She said, clearly happy and giddy.
"The sex? I really don't remember that but I would love to be reminded." Dean grinned sheepishly.
Kai laughed, "The sex was one bit of it... but getting married is the other part I was proud to do...well we were proud to do."
"M-…m-.." Dean was too speechless to even form the correct words.
"You are so cute!" She said, kissing his cheek.
Dean looked down at his finger and saw the ring. "Holy mother of God. I'm m…m...married."
"After we got married, we got tattoos." Kai said and showed her right arm. "I'm your bitch." She laughed. Her tattoo had a heart with the inscription 'Dean's bitch'.
Dean just looked at her and said softly, cautiously. "You said we…so... I have one too?"
Kai nodded. She pulled herself the short distance across the bed to him and showed him where his tattoo was. He looked down on his chest and saw his tattoo. "Oh…my." Dean whispered, almost unbelievingly, praying it was just a crazy dream.
"Hey, you chose what you wanted it to say." Kai said.
"I was drunk! What do you think?!" Dean blurted defensively, looking down at his tattoo once again. On his chest, there again was a heart only this time it read "Proud to be Kai's whore."
"Oh…before I forget to tell you. Because I know you will want a divorce, we did a contract and made a deal that we have to stay married for at least five years." Kai said in a calm, teasing way and smiled evilly. That was her idea. When they had met, she never told Dean that she was one of those fan girls he and his brother feared. Her plan worked beautifully.
Dean could only stare at her... and fainted.
