A/N: Dont own Dbz, or The View/Talk/Chew. BTW those are real shows and im pissed at the last one. Review after you read please!

A tall girl with short, choppy, messy brown hair and blue eyes walks in a show studio followed by a 20 year old Son Gohan and Jeice from the Ginyu

Force. They all sit at a round table like a one youll find at Round Table! "Hello and welcome to The Z!" The girl yells happily, "Im Zag! Or Blueflower2

which ever works!" "Hello Im Son Gohan or Gohan Son! Which ever works!" Son Gohan yells just as excitedly. "Im Jeice!" Jeice yells out also. "Good

now that we've learn everyones names, lets get on with the show!" Zag excliames happily. "This show is about me and my bitches getting it on

with random charries from DB/DBZ/DBGT, thats right I said GT!" Twitchy and pointing at the camera all epic like. "Wait! Why are we the bitches!"

Both Gohan and Jeice ask, with chibi heads. "Because I said so...and because you wouldnt be here without me! Bask in the glory of me!" Starts to

laugh evily. The audience sweatdrops and half leave knowing this show cant be watched without being high off of crack. "Anyway..." Gohan and

Jeice start, "our first guest is the one and only-" "FUTURE TRUNKS!" Zag cuts in. No More by Three Days Grace starts to play in the background and

Future Trunks walks in the studio and sits down. "Hello, Gohan, red dude, and physco who made me come here against my will." "Im Jeice! It

rhymes with juice!" Firey background surrounds Jeice and theres fire in his eyes. "Hello M-" "DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!" Zag cuts Gohan off pissed. "All

I was gonna say was Mirai." "Never ever say it! Its future! Not mi-ree or whatever! I dont even know what it means or how to pronounce it!" Goes

off in a random corner in the studio and rocks back and forth. Screen goes blank and a sign saying 'We are expeirencing technical difficulties' pops

up. About half an hour later the screen goes back to normal and everyone is sitting at the round table drinking ice tea. "Were back on Ms. G!" A

random blue and green puppy dog yells out. "Thanks Bob the 2nd!" Crickets can be heard in the background. "Anyway..." Jeice and Gohan continue,

"Trunks hows your future?" "Its better, its peaceful, and im the head of the national military of the world." Gohan nodds and so does Jeice. Zag

speaks up, "Interesting question time! Did you know that you have a flat ass?" Silence. "Uhm, I work out?" Trunks sweatdrops. "Goku's ass is the

flatest, I swear nothings there!" "I doubt you dragged me here to talk about Sayain asses." Silence. Jeice sips tea loudly, "I personally think flat

asses should be illegal." "Uhm, well is mine flat?" Gohan asks curiously. "Gohan your ass is huge!" Zag tells him, "but the biggest ass in the entire Z

world belongs to Ginyu of course." Jeice and Gohan nod in agreement. "May I leave now?" Trunks asks. "Nope," the 3 reply. Trunks sighs. "So

Trunks hows Bulma?" "My mother is doing fine." "Not dead yet? Dang she lives longer then the Ox fool!" Silence. "Thats my grandpa ya know."

"So." "Uhm so Trunks how was slicing Frieza into a million pieces like?" Jiece asks. "Meh, it was dull, my sword felt molested afterwards." The sword

is now crying in the corner where Zag was a while ago. "I see," the 3 say together. "Trunks did you know you were on steriods?" "What?" "When

you went all muscle man on us, that was the work of steriods." "No it wasnt." "Ok it was crack." "Yep." Silence. "The Prince has a weakness!"

"Trunks you bad bad boy." Jeice and Gohan tell Trunks. "Now may I leave?" Zag looks at wrist that has no watch on it. "OK fine, but dont come

crying to me if i put the one story up on this site." Trunks falls on his knees. "Nononono, please dont!" "Oh I will!" "What story?" Jeice asks. "Is it

embarassing?" Gohan asks. "Oh comeon Gohan you should know what its about, your alternate self is in it too." Gohan falls on his knees. "NO! Not

that one!" "Trunks keep your flat ass self in the studio!" "What is it about?" Zag goes to Jeices ear and whispers what its about, audience only

hears 1/3 of the words coming from Blueflower2's mouth. "Love,- twins,- marriage,- fighting,- happy ending." Jeice eyes widen, "Id stay if i were you."

"Sees we've come to a conclusion." "Ms. G were outa time!" A monkey calls out. "Ok thanks Bob the 1st, well bye bye! See ya next ep!" Screen goes

blank.

Not that funny I know, a bit tired when I wrote it. Review, and the Bobs are real stuffed animals I have in my room BTW! Oh and if you know what Mirai means tell me please and how to pronounce it!