Hiyas! This is McKenna's (Mai's) best friend, Anne!!! As you know, I was in the 1st Animemazing race written by McKenna. Under her guidance, I am writing a sequel to it. Hope it was as funny as the 1st!!! ^_^

Animemazing Race 2 Chapter 1

~*Day 1*~

Mai: Welcome back to the 2nd season of the Animemazing Race!!!

Anne: This season Mai and I are the hosts!!!

Mai: Um.wasn't Amy supposed to be-

Anne: *ties and gags Amy and throws her into a nearby red Corvette* Anyways.this is the second season and this year we have a little improvement in things.

Mai: *shuffles through her binder of papers* When was this?

Anne: *smiles at Mai then proceeds to snatch the binder and throw it behind her, the papers flying everywhere* Ok, the improvement this season is, instead of having each different Anime in their OWN car, we are splitting everyone up!!!

Miroku: KITTY!!! *clings to Kitty*

Mai: *pries them apart* CUT IT OUT!!!

Anne: Ok, it's time to assign the teams.

Mai: Uh.

Anne: IT'S TIME TO ASSIGN THE TEAMS, MAI!!! *smiles gaily*

Mai: *fumbles around for the assignment sheet* Here it is!!! Ok. Team 1 in the black Escalade, the driver is Seta from Love Hina.

Seta: I'm still bleeding from the LAST time I drove a car.*his head is STILL bleeding* (Heh)

Anne: This is gonna be so damn funny.

Mai: The passengers are Sesshomaru from Inu-Yasha, Yuusuke from Yuu Yuu Hakusho, and *ducks behind her paper* (Like that'll help her!) Kenshi-

Anne: KENSHIN?!?!?! KENSHIN?!?!?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA BE IN THIS!!! *kicks Mai* Hiyaaaaaaa!!! *Pulls Kenshin into the very back seat of the Escalade* We get the back all to ourselves, my sweet little rurouni.^_~

Kenshin: Heh.I like your hair that I do.

(A/N: Anne has the same hair color as Kenshin)

Anne: I like yours too.^_^

Mai: Ok!!! Everyone in Team 1 in the Escalade!!!

Miroku: KITTY!!!

Fluffomaru (A/N: Don't ask): My precious monk!!!

Miroku: Oh kitty you naughty thing.*purrs*

Sesshomaru: *cuddle session* (As usual) ^_^

Anne: Ooo!!! Yaoi!!! *takes more pictures*

Mai: OK!!! It's time to assign Team 2!!! The car is gonna be a red Corvette (the one that Amy happens to be in.) The driver is gonna be Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin. And the passengers are (Amy) Kurama, Miroku, and Keitaro.

Keitaro: Oh no.not HIM!!! *points at Kurama*

Miroku: He's GAY!!!! *pounces Kurama*

Kurama: *gets out his rose whip* Get away from me.I can hurt you a lot.

Miroku: You know I'd like that. *winks*

Kurama: *throws Miroku off and gets into the car*

Keitaro: SANO!!! You're driving!!

Sano: Bubbles!!! Bubb-

Keitaro: Fine!!! I'll drive!!!

*Team 2 gets in their car*

Mai: It's time for Team 3!!! The car will be-- *looks at the Escalade*

Kenshin: Anne!!!

Anne: Kenshin!!! *pounce*

Mai: A-HEM!!!!! HEM HEM HEM!!!

*They stop*

Mai: Team 3's car will be the blue Mercedes!!! And the driver will be.*looks at the paper* WTF?!?!?!?!...

All: Who is it?

Mai: I can't believe it!!! It's.it's.

All: WHO?!?!?!

Mai: *faints*

Jenny: *picks it up* It's ME!!!

Anne: *jumps out of the Escalade* HAHAHAHAHA!!! Hope you guys have a death wish cuz that is what you're gonna get!!! *jumps back in the Escalade* Sorry I left, Kenny-poo.

Kenshin: Don't call me that!

Anne: Hehehehehe.

Jenny: *Wave's unidentified bottle under Mai's nose*

Mai: *wakes up* AHHH!!! What IS that stuff.

Jenny: It's a secret. *winks*

Mai: I DON'T wanna know. *stands up* The passengers for Team 3 are Inu- Yasha from Inu-Yasha (obviously), Megumi from Rurouni Kenshin, Hiei from Yuu Yuu Hakusho, and Kitsune from Love Hina!!!

Kitsune: Alright!!! *hands Jenny a bottle of her best vintage Sake*

Jenny: *bows down and worships*

Megumi: HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Jenny: CAN IT YA LITTLE BAKA YURI!!! *pokes Megumi with her wooden sword*

*Team 3 gets into their car*

Mai: It's time for the last and final team, TEAM 4!!! The driver of Team 4's car, the yellow X-Terra is. Jaken??? And. uh. the passengers are. uh. Kuwabara from Yuu Yuu Hakusho... dur. Yahiko from Rurouni Kenshin. and. uh. Naru from Love Hina. *thinks: WTF???*... *stares at Jaken who's clinging to Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: Just do what your teammates ask of you, ok?

Jaken: Aye me lord!!!

Mai: oO;;;

*Team 4 gets into their car*

Mai: Ok, drivers!!! Your destination is... what is it again? I think it is... *fumbles with her papers* It's.Hong Kong!!!...meet me there!!!

Kenshin: Hong Kong is a big city that it is...

Mai: Um.we'll find each other EVENTUALLY!!!

Sesshomaru: I know Hong Kong pretty well so don't worry, my Kenny-poo!

Anne: *holds a knife to Sesshomaru's throat* Care to rephrase that?

Sesshomaru: Don't worry, Kenshin.*cough cough*

Anne: *flips back blade* Ah.much better.

Mai: Now everyone go!!! (We all start at the same time!!!) *jumps into her black Audi TT and drives off, trailing the cars*

~*5 hours later*~

-Car 3-

Inu-Yasha: Jenny, are we there yet?

Jenny: CAN IT DOG BOY!!!

Megumi: HA HA HA H-

Jenny: Ok!!! That's it!!! That's the 30th time TODAY!!! NOT COUNTING THE 60 TIMES YOU DID IT YESTERDAY!!!

Megumi: Sorry, Master.

Jenny: *stops car* GET OUT!!!

Megumi: FINE!!! *gets out with what the map* Hehehe.

Jenny: *drives off clueless*..*crashes into a tree* DAMMIT!!!

~*1 hour later*~

Hiei: Finally, we have arrived.

Kitsune: Guh.*drunk*

Jenny: OK!!! Everybody out!!!

Hiei: This is NOT Hong Kong!

Jenny: Oh! It isn't?

Hiei: No, this is Beijing!!!

Jenny: Oops.EVERYBODY BACK IN THE CAR!!!

*Somewhere on the side of the road 30 minutes later*

Megumi: Hehehehe.

*Car 2 slows to a halt*

Jenny: *rolls down window* Give the damn map back ya B-I!!!

Megumi: Fine! *hands her the map*

Jenny: Fine, get in the car.

Megumi: *Opens the car door*

Jenny: *steps on the gas without Megumi in the car*

Megumi: AHHHHHH!!! DAMN YOU JENNY!!!

Jenny: Serves her right for stealin' my map! HA HA H--! *puts her hand over her mouth*

-Car 1-

*Somewhere in Hong Kong.*

Seta: *swerves*

Yuusuke: DAMN YOU!!! WE PASSED THAT BUILDING 2 HOURS AGO!!!

Anne: Shhh!!! Keep it down. My little rurouni is sleeping.

Kenshin: *Asleep, with his head in Anne's lap* Ngh.

Anne: *Eyes filled with love* Whispers: My sweet little hitokiri.*kisses his forehead*

Sesshomaru: *stares at Kenshin* Oooo!!! He's cute!!!

Anne: *Flips open her knife again* Whispers: Get.back.!!!

Sessy: Yes ma'am.*winks at Yuusuke*

Yuusuke: Ew.Don't look at me like that.

Seta: *crashes into the same tree Jenny did* (WTF is with this tree???) *Bleeds* Aw, crap!

Sesshomaru: *clings to Yuusuke*

Yuusuke: *shoots Sesshomaru with his finger gun-thingy*

Sesshomaru: *pulls away and starts crying*

Seta: Guh.*gets out and fixes the car*

~*40 minutes later*~

Kenshin: *wakes up* What is going on?

Anne: *Now asleep*

Kenshin: *sits up*

Yuusuke: The car broke down.

Seta: *gets back in* I FIXED IT!!! *drives off*

Anne: *wakes up startled* WTF?!?!?!

Seta: Oops! I didn't know you were asleep.

Anne: Whatever, dude.

-Car 2-

Sano: Bubbles..

Keitaro: *bags under his eyes* Enough with the damn bubbles!!!

Sano: Bubbles.

*Car 1 passes them*

Miroku: KITTY!!! *paws at the window*

Kitty: My precious monk!!! *claws at the window*

*The intercom from Mai's car connects with Car 2*

Mai on the Intercom: Hey! How's it goin', Sano?

Sano: Bubbles.

Keitaro: I'm drivin', remember???

Mai on the Intercom: Oh yeah.Hey Kurama!!!

Kurama: What?

Mai otI: Are you gay?

Kurama: No

Mai otI: Are you sure?

Kurama: Yes

Mai otI: Are you gay?

Kurama: No

Mai otI: Are you sure?

Kurama: Yes

Mai otI: Are you gay?

Kurama: No

Mai otI: Are you sure?

Kurama: Yes

Mai otI: Are you gay?

Kurama: No

Mai otI: Are you gay?

Kurama: Yes

Mai otI: Ha! I knew it!!!

*Connection closes*

Mirokuk: C'mere my rosey pet.

Kurama: I'm not gay you little perverted monk!!!

Miroku: But you just said you were my little pink haired god.

Kurama: That's it! I'm driving!!!

Keitaro: THANK YOU!!! *stops car and switches places with Kurama*

Miroku: Are you gay, K-kun?

Keitaro: I hate you, Kurama.-_-;;;

-Car 4-

Kuwabara: This is gay, man.

Mai on the intercom: You are gay, man.

*Connection closes*

Yahiko: I tend to agree with McKenna.

Kuwabara: Shut up you little brat!!!

Yahiko: Wanna make sumthin of it???

Naru: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!

Yahiko: *hits on Naru* Hey, babe. ^_~

Naru: *kicks him where it hurts* That's the 3rd time today you little pervert!!!

Kuwabara: I see Mai's car!!! Step on it, Jaken!!!

Jaken: Aye me lord!!!

~*2 hours later*~

Teams 1, 2, and 3 are at the meeting point.

Team 4: "Mai's car" was a submarine.*blub glub*

Mai: I guess team 4 is ELIMINATED!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Tonight y'all will be stayin' in a hotel.You must pick a roommate from your team ONLY!!! *separates Kitty and Miroku*

Kenshin: You coming Anne?

Anne: REALLY?!?!?! YEAH, BABY!!! *winks at Mai*

Mai: Er.

Kenshin: Let's have some fun before we go to sleep, ok?

Anne: IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE!!! *runs off with Kenshin*

Seta: I need to sleep alone.

Sesshomaru: That leaves Yuusuke to me!!!

Yuusuke: Get away!!! Seta!!! Come back!!!

Sesshomaru: Too late.

Yuusuke: NOOOOOOO!!!

Sano: Kurama! You wanna stay with me? I'll keep any perverts here away from you.

Kurama: Sure whatever.

Keitaro: I'll take this bag from the trunk as my sleeping partner. *The bag squirms*

Jenny: Kitsune, wanna get drunk?

Kitsune: Ok, sounds like a party!

Hiei: I will share my sleeping space with Inu Yasha.

Inu Yasha: That is acceptable...

Megumi: *starts crying*

Jaken: I will sleep outside Master's door.

Kuwabara: Come with me, Yahiko.

Yahiko: Do I have to sleep with YOU? Your voice is all JACKED up. And you're GAY!!!

Kuwabara: I am NOT gay!!! Fine then, you'll just have to sleep with Megumi.

Yahiko: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs off to his room with Kuwabara*

Naru: Megumi, do you want to stay with me?

Mai: You can't do that!!!

Naru: She's going to be all alone!!!

Mai: *looks at a crying Megumi* Ok, fine!!! But for one night ONLY!!! Got it?

Naru: Thanks, McKenna. Megumi! Let's paint our nails!!!

Mai: It's MAI!!! M-A-I!!! Kami...

Miroku: *comes up behind Mai, putting his hand on her shoulder* Hello my child, would you like to bear my chi- I mean, stay with me?

Mai: We can't stay together.Sorry.

Miroku: You mean I have to sleep alone??? Aw, damn this.*winks at Sesshomaru*

This is the end of chapter 1. Please review!!! Hope you liked it ^_^