Okay, I may or may not have broken my computer, delaying everything I have written, Also deleting it. Meaning I can't get anything back. That's just fabulous. ON the bright side, I get a new computer! Enjoy this!
Little Red Riding Hood was pissed. Fucking flowers. Didn't they know he was practically allergic to them? On top of that, the sun had decided to throw itself in his face so he was flushed like a schoolgirl on her first date. Whatever, it wasn't like he cared. Though, between you and m, he totally cared.
Chrollo (his 'mother') had decided for some inexplicable reason to make him go to give her some stuff in a wicker basket. Even though he had, like, never been outside in his life. How do you think Feitan got that pale skin? It really didn't complement that horribly red (even though he loved blood) scarf of his. Blues and blacks were more his thing. Not that he cared.
So, he put on his super cool bandit scarf thingy, not the red one, which he did not know the name of and left.
Too bad Little Feitan didn't know how hot it would be that day. Or how nature could be so annoying.
Which brings us to his current situation. He was tearing up flowers (daisies, daffodils, roses, ect.) when a loud, menacing growl creped up on him from behind.
"Go away. Am not in mood," yeah, Fei-tan isn't very good with stuff, including the Japanese language Still, even after his warning, the growling continued.
And it continued.
And it continued.
And it continued.
Frankly, it pissed Feitan off even more. He was about to call it quits and go home to his insane mother when the beast growling stepped out in front of him. Well, I say beast. He just didn't have any eyebrows.
"Oi, little girl, what you doing in this part a'tha woods? Y'know wolves hunt here, right?"
"Girl? I am man. Go away. I not care,"I am man. There nothing you can do to hurt my man feelings. Bow down to mighty man king.
"Fuckin, bye then. Dick," and with that, he left.. Left to go eat his grandmother. Stupid shit.
And so, Feitan carried on his say 'till he heard a shrill scream coming from his grandmother cottage.
'I guess I have to save her…what's the point? Grandmother Hisoka was never nice to me or anything… But that might be because I tried to saw off her arms to stop her hugging me… I am not an unripe fruit, whatever that means…'Yeah, long story short, Feitan did not enter his grandmother's cottage, and stumbled back home in all his 5'1 might.
I can't write Phinks in character. Sorry. And it's my first time ever writing Feitan. Is it okay? Please tell me…
I am going to post loads of these. Be prepared.
