The first time that I met Mikayla was at the Tweenie Awards. She was dressed in a gorgeous black dress with her hair the cutest updo you could imagine. An angel in front of the paparazzi, a hellish being behind the scenes.

But for some reason, I couldn't stop myself from going up to her and saying hi.

She stared at me as if I were some creature with 2 heads, and muttered a greeting back before walking away, head held high and smirk on her face as she approached Chad.

I couldn't help but fall, she had me wrapped around her perfect little finger within seconds.

She won award for best female newcomer, totally kicking my ass and rubbing my face into the dirt, but then again, I could care less, because she did it with such grace and beauty that I wouldn't even have minded if she stuffed an elephant's ass in my face.

I remember catching her rubbing it into Hannah's face too, even though she wasn't nominated. Hannah had glared and frowned before being dragged away by that strange girl with the crazy dyed hair.

Tawni had scoffed and glared at Mikayla, before saying: "Oh, she's good" and marching off angrily.

Of course, I didn't understand until later, when Mikayla marched into Tawni and my dressing room dazzled up in a costume that was meant for our sketch.

Even in a maid costume, she looked completely and absolutely perfect. Well, especially in a maid costume.

That day had been a whirlwind of drama and crap for me. People did not stop coming over to flirt with Mikayla, and Tawni would not stop complaining. Ontop of all that, Nico and Grady had a bunch of anteaters running all over the place.

But somehow, while all that was happening, I managed to get in a few words with the guest star. The brunette who caught my attention and didn't seem to want to let it go.

And needless to say, I fell so fucking hard, you wouldn't believe.

A month later, I'm storming my way to the set of Mackenzie Falls, angry and pissed at Chad's little prank.

Who the hell pours melted cheese all over someone else's vanity table?! An insane little jerk that goes by the name of Chad Dylan Cooper. Ugh.

"Let me by Portlyn!" I demand, pushing the skinny brunette out of the way, making my way to Chad who's cockily flirting with some chick who has her back turned to me. I have to admit though, this chick had an extremely sexy butt. ANYWAYS.

"Chad! You jerk!"

He looks confused, "What?"

"Why the heck did you pour freaking cheese all over my vanity table?!"

He bursts out laughing, clapping like some retarded idiot, which by the way, he so is.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't do it. But oooohh, I SO wish I did."

I can't help but scowl, "You jerkface! God!" My mind can't form and other words besides words that are far to profane to be shared with the world.

A cute little giggle that makes my heart skip a beat comes from behind us both, and I recognize it at once.

"I did it."

I spin on my heels, turning to face Mikayla Collins, dressed in the usual Mackenzie Falls uniform. The stupid navy blue and crisp white.

"M-mikayla? What?"

"Yeah. I thought it'd be a nice way to tell you and Tawni, 'Hey! I'm here to stay!' It took me a while to decide how I was going to announce my arrival. And then Portlyn there told me you were from Wisconsin. Hope you enjoyed it!"

I try to frown, but for some reason, it just doesn't come, all I can do is stare blankly at her. "Why are you here?"

"Oh, well, you know, Hannah's movie totally knocked mine off the charts. Who could have that? So I decided to make this already popular show even more popular."

Chad walks to her side and smirks that annoying little smirk, "And with her on this show, there is NO way 'So Stupid' is going to beat our ratings."

"It's 'So Random'. And we'll just see about that. 'Cause we've got some freaking AMAZING things coming up." I glare at Chad, trying to ignore the fact that Mikayla and mirroring Chad's smirk, but her smirk is so much more perfect.

"Oh, like I care. We're going to beat your asses so hard."

"You know what Chad?!" I huff, trying to think of something to say, "I'm going to PROVE to you that it doesn't matter what kind of show we are. It's the people. And my cast is much better than yours."

Mikayla looks slightly offended, and I mentally slap myself for saying that. Of course she would get offended.. she's Mikayla. The brutal, bitchy, evil, yet easily hurt, incredibly sexy Mikayla. Guh.

"No! I didn't mean it that way!" I quickly try to save my little piece of chance with Mikayla.

She simply rolls her eyes, walking away.

Chad chuckles "You blew your chance to be BFFS with Mikayla Collins. Good job."

"Shuddup."

He licks his lips, shrugs, then walks away to join Mikayla in their happy land of expensive food and silky clothing.

I huff and angrily stomp back to my dressing room, seeing Tawni filing her nails and Zora lazily surfing the web on her phone from the vent.

"Ugh! I'm so MAD!" I yelled, slamming the door and plopping down onto the sofa. "WHO THE HELL POURS MELTED CHEESE OVER A VANITY!?"

"Woah Sonny. Chll. We cleaned it. It's in the past." Zora reasons.

Tawni giggles, "But it still smells like cheese in your area over there, so you might wanna clean it up a little!"

"Mikayla did it" I state dryly, looking at the stack of magazines on the floor besides me.

Both of their actions stop.

"What?"

"Mikayla. Fucking. Collins. Poured. Cheese. All. Over. The. Vanity."

"Why would she do that?! I mean, we never did anything to her!"

"No. But we're Mackenzie Falls's rivals." I answer, finally deciding to get my ipod from my bag.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Tawni asks, scooting closer to me, taking a seat on the coffee table.

"Mikayla. Official member. Mackenzie Falls."

I hear both of them gasp and start to ramble and yell.

My ears don't hear the rest of their spiels, I plug my ears with my earbuds and turn up the volume on my ipod as I press play and The Maine starts blasting.

Oh she makes me feel like shit (it's always something)

But I can't get over it (she thinks it's nothing)

'Cause shes everything I ask for

Everything I ask for

And just a little bit more

Everything I ask for

Everything I ask for and so much more

I still can't get over it.

Why the hell would Mikayla... GUH!

Stupid Mackenzie Falls. They just need to disappear into thin air. Who needs their over-dramatic show anyways?!