Hetalia: Why Italy doesn't like cupcakes.
Written by an 11 year old girl. Like my other stories.
Once upon a time, there was a country named Italy. He like Pizza, Pasta, all that stuff. What he didn't like was cupcakes. Yes, Italy simply despised cupcakes. I will now tell you the story of how Italy decided that cupcakes were his mortal enemy.
Italy: Helloooooo Japan! Would you like some Pasta?
Japan: No, no thanks. I am eating my sushi.
Italy: You got a takeaway from Yo Sushi? I didn't know you could even do that!
Japan: You probably can, but I made this myself. Do you want some?
Italy: Uh, no. I will eat my Pasta forever and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, ever, ever!
***** (Italy goes to England)
Italy: Hey England! What are you cooking?
England: I'm experimenting with some new cupcakes! Yaaaaay! Sparkly faries and pixies enjoy this stuff.
Italy: Cool! I think I will stick to my pasta though.
England: Aww, come on, try something new! Don't you get bored of eating pasta sometimes?
Italy: No! Never! But maybe I will try some…
(France enters)
France: Hor hor hor hor hor! Hello again, England. I said yes to your food in master chef. Now, you owe me.
England: (Shoots France's arse)
France: Ow! Sh*t! We will deal with this outside.
England: Fine then. (Takes out cupcakes from oven) Put on the icing and add any decorations you want. Enjoy! Now France, I am going to teach you a fu- (Door slams)
Italy: Hmmmm… let's play a pretend game! Okay cupcakes, you're the bad guys and |I want to kill you! DIE CUPCAKE.
Cupcake: (With gun) Not today! POW!
Italy: Ahhh!
****** (Italy goes to Japan with a bloody shoulder)
Japan: God! Italy, what happened?
Italy: I am eating my pasta for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, ever, ever, ever!
THE EEEEEEEND.
