Hetalia: Why Italy doesn't like cupcakes.

Written by an 11 year old girl. Like my other stories.

Once upon a time, there was a country named Italy. He like Pizza, Pasta, all that stuff. What he didn't like was cupcakes. Yes, Italy simply despised cupcakes. I will now tell you the story of how Italy decided that cupcakes were his mortal enemy.

Italy: Helloooooo Japan! Would you like some Pasta?

Japan: No, no thanks. I am eating my sushi.

Italy: You got a takeaway from Yo Sushi? I didn't know you could even do that!

Japan: You probably can, but I made this myself. Do you want some?

Italy: Uh, no. I will eat my Pasta forever and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, ever, ever!

***** (Italy goes to England)

Italy: Hey England! What are you cooking?

England: I'm experimenting with some new cupcakes! Yaaaaay! Sparkly faries and pixies enjoy this stuff.

Italy: Cool! I think I will stick to my pasta though.

England: Aww, come on, try something new! Don't you get bored of eating pasta sometimes?

Italy: No! Never! But maybe I will try some…

(France enters)

France: Hor hor hor hor hor! Hello again, England. I said yes to your food in master chef. Now, you owe me.

England: (Shoots France's arse)

France: Ow! Sh*t! We will deal with this outside.

England: Fine then. (Takes out cupcakes from oven) Put on the icing and add any decorations you want. Enjoy! Now France, I am going to teach you a fu- (Door slams)

Italy: Hmmmm… let's play a pretend game! Okay cupcakes, you're the bad guys and |I want to kill you! DIE CUPCAKE.

Cupcake: (With gun) Not today! POW!

Italy: Ahhh!

****** (Italy goes to Japan with a bloody shoulder)

Japan: God! Italy, what happened?

Italy: I am eating my pasta for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, ever, ever, ever!

THE EEEEEEEND.