Blaine was happily hanging out on top of some furniture when Kurt popped up beside him.

"Blaine," he said, "Get down, I need to talk to you."

Blaine pondered this request.

"No, I think I'll stay up here," he said, in a mild mannered and dapper sort of way.

Inside his head he yelled, ha ha bitch, who's tall now?

"As two raging homosexuals, I feel that we need to stick together," Kurt said. "Or rather, my dick needs to be stuck in your body at all times."

Kurt dropped his pants and Blaine stared with wide eyes.

"I've taken the liberty of coating my dick with chocolate," Kurt said.

"Kurt, this is very sweet and all," Blaine said, "But I'm allergic to chocolate."