One morning Layton was well skipping town Diagon Alley when he heard a noise. He spun around and whipped out his well penis. He then said "I have sperm and I know how to use it." Then out stepped none other than Albus Dumbledore. "Oh well that I would not mind, altough quiet down Hagrid might hear us." "Apoligies my little Albie, Albo, Albodoinky." "Apoligy accepted my big porn lover." They then walked down the street to Layton's house. This is where the fun started. Layton and Dumbeldore stripped down and climbed on the kitchen counter. Why? To make sperm sandwiches for each other. Then they swapped plates and ate they then ran upstairs into Layton,s room and climbed on the windowsill. Why? You will soon understand. They pulled up the blinds and shaked their balls to the beat of What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction. Then they climbed on to the bed and Layton shoved his little pencil of a penis into Dumbledore's, well, asshole. then they swapped over and Albus shoved his big, hard penis into Hershal's asshole. They were both all sweaty but they didn't care as Layton licked all the sweat of Dumbldore's body. They both walked outside back into Diagon Alley - forgetting they were naked - holding hands. They both then ran to King's Cross Station to get back to Hogwarts for the start of term.

Did i mention Layton got the job as muggle studies teacher. Who better to teach muggle studies than a muggle themselves?