I don't know were this came from. I was reading a Transformers Fanfiction when I thought of 'I'm a Barbie Girl.' I wrote this under 3 minutes. My new record!
Optimus and the Autobots were lounging when Ratchet came storming in. He was grinning evilly… This means he has some horrible plan (which is very unlikely but probable) or, he found something.
Ironhide, Optimus, Bimblebee, Sam, Sunny and Sides looked at him.
Ironhide was the first to speak, "What did you find?"
Ratchet scowled. "Thanks for ruining what I was going to say, 'Hide."
"What is it?" Arcee asked impatiently.
"Yeah!" Sam shouted who was sitting on Bee's shoulder. "What is it?"
Ratchet smirked and walked away. "Follow me."
They looked at each other but followed him. Ratchet sat at his computer desk and pressed a button.
Ratchet grinned. "You guys are going to love this…"
Suddenly, the screen showed Megatron and everyone gasped. Not because of him, but what he was doing. Instead of silver paint, it was pink. He was wearing a pink tutu, a tiara and was waving a wand around. Then he started to sing. What he sang made everyone laugh, even Optimus.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, and let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"
"Oh…My…God…" Sam wheezed. "What…Did…I just…Witness…"
Sidesweep said in a serious tone making everyone laugh harder, "He is a barbie bot."
"We got black mail on him now!" Bee shouted through the radio.
Back at the Nemisis…
"My Lord!" Starscream shouted. "How much energon did you have?"
"A lot." Barricade answered. They watched Megatron sprinkle glitter on the Seekers. The Seekers were trying to hold in their laughter. Everyone was.
